Lonestar_Ag09 said:
On a tour with my kids school and they just announced the train is here and will be unveiled tomorrow. Oranges are gone and "no one knows" what will replace them.
A big jug of freon.
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A big jug of freon.
9 Snowmen in the back with numbers that can be changed to represent the lineup
World Series Trophies.
Well I just moved Cam Smith into my starting 3B position for Yahoo Fantasy Baseball.
They're giving out free shots of freon in the VIP lounge tomorrow afternoon to season ticket holdersSilent For Too Long said:Lonestar_Ag09 said:
On a tour with my kids school and they just announced the train is here and will be unveiled tomorrow. Oranges are gone and "no one knows" what will replace them.
A big jug of freon.
Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE)
Astros win Opening Day
Astros end June in 1st place
Yordan makes the All-Star team
Yordan team lead OPS
Pena 17+ HR
Diaz 90+ RBI
Diaz grounds into 19 or fewer double plays
Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025
Bryan Abreu 30+ Holds
Kyle Tucker 25+ HR
Alex Bregman 25+ HR
A's win 75+ games
Mike Trout plays 100 games or more
Aggie baseball team loses series at Disch-Falk in late April
Thanks for doing this! I missed out on it last year
Astros win Opening Day
Astros end June in 1st place
Yordan makes the All-Star team
Yordan team lead OPS
Pena 17+ HR
Diaz 90+ RBI
Diaz grounds into 19 or fewer double plays
Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025
Bryan Abreu 30+ Holds
Kyle Tucker 25+ HR
Alex Bregman 25+ HR
A's win 75+ games
Mike Trout plays 100 games or more
Aggie baseball team loses series at Disch-Falk in late April
Thanks for doing this! I missed out on it last year
Just in case Joe Espada wanted to check Twitter for lineup and defensive positioning advice, here's what we all came up with ⬇️🤷🏻♂️
— Astros Josh (@AstrosJosh) March 25, 2025
Easily wins 95 games and gets back to ALCS, right? pic.twitter.com/9X6vw9JB2m
We'll see how much Dezenzo and Smith play, but this looks nice. Dubie plays 2-3x per week and Rodgers makes an appearance every week or so?
Thanks for the picks
Last year it was done out of desperate dark humor when the Astros lost 50 of their first 52 games IIRC.
Last year it was done out of desperate dark humor when the Astros lost 50 of their first 52 games IIRC.
Rodgers has opt outs on May 1 and June 1, so if he's getting one start per week, he's gone. He signed here for the chance to compete for the second base job. If they were to give it back to Altuve, Rodgers would be gone.
Considering Altuve has been almost exclusively working in left field, it seems highly unlikely that he's going back to second base, though. Stranger things have happened, but I think he at least starts the year exclusively in left field.
Considering Altuve has been almost exclusively working in left field, it seems highly unlikely that he's going back to second base, though. Stranger things have happened, but I think he at least starts the year exclusively in left field.
I want to say he can only opt out if he's not on the major league roster. I think I read that somewhere, but I can't find where. Maybe I made it up.
edit: I still can't find it. I must have made it up. I wonder if he clicks and then opts out because he wants more than 1 M.
edit: I still can't find it. I must have made it up. I wonder if he clicks and then opts out because he wants more than 1 M.
You are correct. The opt outs only come into play if he's not on the 26-man roster.
Josie isn't playing 2B anymore.
He's the primary LFer.
He's the primary LFer.
From Home Depot to home opener: Washington right-hander Brad Lord, who worked at the home-improvement store moving mulch and Christmas trees over the winter, has made the Nationals and will be in the bullpen for Opening Day on Thursday against Philadelphia.
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) March 26, 2025
Sources: Brendan Rodgers’ MLB salary would be $2 million.
— Ari Alexander (@AriA1exander) March 26, 2025
He has at bat incentives for $50K each at 200, 250, 300, 350, 400, 450 plate appearances.
Plus some other incentives & opt outs on May 1 and June 1 if he’s not on 26-man roster. https://t.co/irYMewRWId pic.twitter.com/5j2iAVhbQw
My man!
Both are picking against the 'STROS.
"Two Team Race"
"This is the year we're not talking about the Astros"
-Plouffe
Jake picks Houston to win a WC
Trev leaves the Yankees & Astros out of the postseason
Keep them coming boys! You're finally getting paid this year to show everyone how smart you are about baseball! here's the original post from yesterday if you missed it
YOU CAN WIN MONEY PLAYING ASTROS BINGO 2025!!!!!
Last year's winner was KAF, who got 7 points out of 10 possible guesses.
This year there are more squares and YOU CAN WIN MONEY
ASTROS BINGO 2025 RULES
1. You can pick up to 14 squares (you get 1 for free)
2. You DM or direct reply me your picks. You can copy/paste them
3. I load the Google spreadsheet
4. We keep track all year
5. The winner gets $50 from me via Venmo at the end of the year (for real). If more than one person is tied for the overall lead, I'll split the $50 however many ways it goes.
6. One entry per person. No Ranger fans allowed. If you don't post regularly on this and past Astro threads, you are disqualified.
7. You have to have you entry DMed or direct responded to me by first pitch of Astros-Mets on Thursday, March 27th. No exceptions!
Here's the big list. The first one is a freebie for everyone. You need to pick FOURTEEN MORE
[ol]
Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE) Astros win Opening Day Astros lose Opening Day 100+ win total 95-99 win total 90-94 win total 85-89 win total 80-84 win total 75-79 win total < 75 win total Astros have winning streak of 8+ (in season) Astros have losing streak of 6+ (in season) Astros end April in 1st place Astros end May in 1st place Astros end June in 1st place Astros end July in 1st place Astros end August in 1st place Astros win AL West Astros make the playoffs as a wild card Astros miss the playoffs Yordan 35+ HR Yordan hits .300 or better Yordan 90+ RBI Yordan makes the All-Star team Yordan finishes top 3 for AL MVP Yordan team lead OPS Altuve team lead OPS Altuve scores 90+ runs Altuve .300+ AVG Altuve makes the All-Star team Pena 17+ HR Pena 20+ SB Pena makes the All-Star team Diaz 25+ HR Diaz 90+ RBI Diaz team lead OPS Diaz makes the All-Star team Diaz grounds into 20+ double plays Diaz grounds into 19 or fewer double plays Cam Smith 15+ HR (in the majors) Paredes 25+ HR Paredes team lead OPS Paredes make the All-Star team Walker 25+ HR Walker team lead OPS Walker 90+ RBI Walker makes the All-Star team Anybody on the team besides Altuve has a 20 HR/20 SB or better season Brendan Rodgers starts 100+ games Jon Singleton gets resigned by the Astros Jon Singleton's wife gets her own show on E! Jon Singleton does a bat flip on a ball that gets caught by the other team Jake Meyers goes crazy and hits .230 or better (min 250 AB) Cooper Hummel, using brutal but non-lethal force, under the guise of a security exercise walks off with 15 VX poison gas rockets Chas McCormick gets traded Framber Valdez gets traded Victor Caratini gets traded Framber 15+ wins Framber makes the All-Star team Hader 35+ saves Hader makes the All-Star team Hader strikes out 100+ batters Hunter 14+ wins Hunter makes the All-Star team Araghetti 12+ wins Araghetti strikes out 185+ batters Lance McCullers starts an MLB game in 2025 Lance McCullers gets an MLB win in 2025 Cristian Javier makes 5+ starts in 2025 Bryan Abreu 30+ Holds Bryan Abreu 100+ strikeouts Bryan Abreu makes the All-Star team Rafael Montero's ERA is higher than 4.50 Rafael Montero's ERA is lower than 4.50 Kyle Tucker 25+ HR Alex Bregman 25+ HR Carlos Correa 20+ HR George Springer 20+ HR Justin Verlander wins 10+ games Ryan Pressley 25+ saves Ryan Pressley loses job as Cubs' closer not due to injury Rangers miss the playoffs (again) Rangers make the playoffs Bruce Bochy gets fired Bruce Bochy starts any press conference by saying "I'm getting too old for this *****" Josh Jung misses 80+ games injured because he was auto-drafted onto my fantasy team Angels lose 100 games Sacramento A's (stadium capacity 14,014) outdraw 2024 Oakland A's at home (11,386 average) A's win 75+ games White Sox lose 115+ games Dodgers win 108+ games Dodgers win twice as many games as White Sox Mike Trout plays 100 games or more Mike Trout plays 99 games or fewer Shohei goes 50-50 or more again Aaron Judge hits 55+ HR Aggie baseball team wins series at Disch-Falk in late April Aggie baseball team loses series at Disch-Falk in late April Aggie baseball team turns season around and makes at least the Super Regionals Aggie baseball team does nothing of the sort [/ol]Let's go!
YOU CAN WIN MONEY PLAYING ASTROS BINGO 2025!!!!!
Last year's winner was KAF, who got 7 points out of 10 possible guesses.
This year there are more squares and YOU CAN WIN MONEY
ASTROS BINGO 2025 RULES
1. You can pick up to 14 squares (you get 1 for free)
2. You DM or direct reply me your picks. You can copy/paste them
3. I load the Google spreadsheet
4. We keep track all year
5. The winner gets $50 from me via Venmo at the end of the year (for real). If more than one person is tied for the overall lead, I'll split the $50 however many ways it goes.
6. One entry per person. No Ranger fans allowed. If you don't post regularly on this and past Astro threads, you are disqualified.
7. You have to have you entry DMed or direct responded to me by first pitch of Astros-Mets on Thursday, March 27th. No exceptions!
Here's the big list. The first one is a freebie for everyone. You need to pick FOURTEEN MORE
[ol]
I'm late but I'm in!
Confession, I was hanging out on the off season thread wondering what y'all went. That's what happens when you retire.
Cue the Travolta off day gif.
Confession, I was hanging out on the off season thread wondering what y'all went. That's what happens when you retire.
Cue the Travolta off day gif.
We really think Jose will play zero games at 2B?
Not zero, but... He played 5 total innings at 2B in the spring. Jose has said he's an outfielder. Joe said he doesn't want to move him back and forth, and the plan is to primarily play him in LF.
MLB TV (free for me courtesy of T-Mobile) + VPN, which was like $40 for 2 years. The condensed game feature is really great for games you miss live or if you want to speed watch non-Astros games.gigemJTH12 said:
how do yall YoutubeTV'ers watch the Astros???
Boys, I got stand in the exact spot the single reason we can thank for Yainer being predicted as a team MVP candidate stood and chewed a toothpick in the Astros dugout.
Here are the best rookie seasons in the last 4 seasons (min 450 PA, 100+ wRC+)
Call your shot - does Cam Smith make this list? If so, where does he fall?
Call your shot - does Cam Smith make this list? If so, where does he fall?
not having multiview for sports on DTV is a huge bummer.zgood10 said:Yep I just switched to DTV yesterdayFarmer1906 said:gigemJTH12 said:
how do yall YoutubeTV'ers watch the Astros???
Cancel it for Fubo or Directv
once you have that capability its hard to go back.
I'd be thrilled if Cam could somehow have Pena's rookie line.
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My wife and I are going to a charity auction this weekend and she told me one of the items was a baseball signed by an Astros player. I said it depends on who the player is. Here is a text exchange we just had
The Original Houston 1836 said:
Here's the big list. The first one is a freebie for everyone. You need to pick FOURTEEN MORE
[ol]Ranger fans continue to be insufferable and have no sense of humor while also being terrified of girls.(FREE SPACE) Astros win Opening Day Astros have winning streak of 8+ (in season) Astros win AL West Yordan 35+ HR Yordan 90+ RBI Yordan team lead OPS Diaz 25+ HR Walker 25+ HR Framber 15+ wins Framber makes the All-Star team Arighetti 185+ strike outs Bryan Abreu 30+ holds Kyle Tucker hits 25+ HR Dodgers win twice as many games as White Sox [/ol]Let's go!
It's a cool feature, for sure. But I didn't find myself using it that much outside a couple times during the fallgigemJTH12 said:not having multiview for sports on DTV is a huge bummer.zgood10 said:Yep I just switched to DTV yesterdayFarmer1906 said:gigemJTH12 said:
how do yall YoutubeTV'ers watch the Astros???
Cancel it for Fubo or Directv
once you have that capability its hard to go back.
I can't say I would be. That's an acceptable and realistic outcome, but nothing is thrilling about it unless he turns into '22 postseason Pena.Wabs said:
I'd be thrilled if Cam could somehow have Pena's rookie line.
Farmer1906 said:I can't say I would be. That's an acceptable and realistic outcome, but nothing is thrilling about it unless he turns into '22 postseason Pena.Wabs said:
I'd be thrilled if Cam could somehow have Pena's rookie line.
Cam Smith, 2025 World Series MVP
I predict Astros win the West, with Oakland, Seattle, Strangers, and Angels following in that order.
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