***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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Cam just hit one 400 ft and Andy Pages is good in center.
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$10 says Dodger Troll can't help himself and posts here in the next 24 hours.
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Marvin said:

I'm just disgusted with Astros pitching. What a colossal failure by the entire organization.


Between that and the injuries I'm at the "It's been a great run but it's time to tear it all down and start over" phase.
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Thank goodness the Aggies have been good this spring. So that's at least an improvement on last year with the baseball
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all aboard the Neyens bandwagon
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CharleyKerfeld said:

$10 says Dodger Troll can't help himself and posts here in the next 24 hours.


He's a local to BCS, and a good guy otherwise….
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CharleyKerfeld said:

ASTROS BINGO SCORING UPDATE!



It's addition by subtraction in Astros' Bingo as OPAG, Buck Compton, and Big Al 1992 all jump to the top of the leaderboard by picking up TWO squares each overnight for their savvy picks that Carlos Correa wouldn't reach 15 HR or 65 RBI this year.

Great job realizing we are Team Porcelain!

- nice jack there, Brice!

Holy hell, looks like my "Framber Valdez suspended" pick hit. https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/breaking-news/article/tigers-pitcher-framber-valdez-suspended-6-games-manager-aj-hinch-1-game-after-ejection-benches-clearing-dispute-in-loss-to-red-sox-202145213.html

I realize this will not be official until the appeal is over, but I doubt the suspension is wiped away completely.
ETA: What's the ruling for "last place in any month besides March"? They were tied for last on 4/30.
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HTownAg98 said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

ASTROS BINGO SCORING UPDATE!



It's addition by subtraction in Astros' Bingo as OPAG, Buck Compton, and Big Al 1992 all jump to the top of the leaderboard by picking up TWO squares each overnight for their savvy picks that Carlos Correa wouldn't reach 15 HR or 65 RBI this year.

Great job realizing we are Team Porcelain!

- nice jack there, Brice!

Holy hell, looks like my "Framber Valdez suspended" pick hit. https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/breaking-news/article/tigers-pitcher-framber-valdez-suspended-6-games-manager-aj-hinch-1-game-after-ejection-benches-clearing-dispute-in-loss-to-red-sox-202145213.html

I realize this will not be official until the appeal is over, but I doubt the suspension is wiped away completely.


The hothead is saying he didn't do it in purpose, even though it was only his second 4-seamer to throw all year
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As bad as it's been, I suspect it might get worse. Yordan is batting .200 with 1 HR and 1 RBI since the Yankee series ended 4/26. That's 9 games. 10K's in those 9 games vs 7 in the previous 23.

I hate to say it, but is another injury announcement on the way?
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I'm trying to decide if this is good or bad news

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MaxPower said:

I'm trying to decide if this is good or bad news




It gives Joe the chance to throw 3 straight bull pen games, setting a ML record.
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HTownAg98 said:

CharleyKerfeld said:

ASTROS BINGO SCORING UPDATE!



It's addition by subtraction in Astros' Bingo as OPAG, Buck Compton, and Big Al 1992 all jump to the top of the leaderboard by picking up TWO squares each overnight for their savvy picks that Carlos Correa wouldn't reach 15 HR or 65 RBI this year.

Great job realizing we are Team Porcelain!

- nice jack there, Brice!

Holy hell, looks like my "Framber Valdez suspended" pick hit. https://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/breaking-news/article/tigers-pitcher-framber-valdez-suspended-6-games-manager-aj-hinch-1-game-after-ejection-benches-clearing-dispute-in-loss-to-red-sox-202145213.html

I realize this will not be official until the appeal is over, but I doubt the suspension is wiped away completely.
ETA: What's the ruling for "last place in any month besides March"? They were tied for last on 4/30.


Ah, I forgot about the last place square. And **** the appeal, he got suspended, you get the point.
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It's bad when I'm not shocked in the least to have a player out because of a fingernail. It doesn't take much these days. Two players in as many days hurt warming up and now a fingernail. I'm just waiting for "slipped in the shower" or "got hurt walking into the stadium from car". Nothing will surprise me at this point - lol
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Jeremy Affeldt has his own history of weird injuries. 2 of them came playing with his kids, another he sliced his hand open with a knife, and he strained a muscle in his back (I think) after a sneeze
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Phrasing said:

It's bad when I'm not shocked in the least to have a player out because of a fingernail. It doesn't take much these days. Two players in as many days hurt warming up and now a fingernail. I'm just waiting for "slipped in the shower" or "got hurt walking into the stadium from car". Nothing will surprise me at this point - lol

A reprise of Kaz Matsui's anal fissures would not be surprising in the least at this point.
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txags92 said:

Phrasing said:

It's bad when I'm not shocked in the least to have a player out because of a fingernail. It doesn't take much these days. Two players in as many days hurt warming up and now a fingernail. I'm just waiting for "slipped in the shower" or "got hurt walking into the stadium from car". Nothing will surprise me at this point - lol

A reprise of Kaz Matsui's anal fissures would not be surprising in the least at this point.


Twisted testicles wouldn't be surprising at this point.
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Mathguy64 said:

txags92 said:

Phrasing said:

It's bad when I'm not shocked in the least to have a player out because of a fingernail. It doesn't take much these days. Two players in as many days hurt warming up and now a fingernail. I'm just waiting for "slipped in the shower" or "got hurt walking into the stadium from car". Nothing will surprise me at this point - lol

A reprise of Kaz Matsui's anal fissures would not be surprising in the least at this point.


Twisted testicles wouldn't be surprising at this point.

That is probably what AJ is wishing he could give Framber right now.
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MaxPower
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We should probably be happy, the team we fielded had no business even beating the Dodgers once
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Phrasing said:

It's bad when I'm not shocked in the least to have a player out because of a fingernail. It doesn't take much these days. Two players in as many days hurt warming up and now a fingernail. I'm just waiting for "slipped in the shower" or "got hurt walking into the stadium from car". Nothing will surprise me at this point - lol


At this point, they all are probably looking for reasons to distance themselves from this dumpster fire.
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f1ghtintexasaggie said:

Phrasing said:

It's bad when I'm not shocked in the least to have a player out because of a fingernail. It doesn't take much these days. Two players in as many days hurt warming up and now a fingernail. I'm just waiting for "slipped in the shower" or "got hurt walking into the stadium from car". Nothing will surprise me at this point - lol


At this point, they all are probably looking for reasons to distance themselves from this dumpster fire.

I was already wondering that. How many guys really want to rush back or play through pain every night to lose games because the pitchers can't throw strikes?
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Well Lance's ML career is on the line because at this rate no one is signing his ass to a FA contract.
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Lol at Framber suspension, this is why we didn't try to keep him
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https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/48697258/cubs-matthew-boyd-injures-meniscus-playing-kids
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permabull said:

Lol at Framber suspension, this is why we didn't try to keep him


Can you get a suspension for intentionally hitting your own team?
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the American League is terrible this year

only 2 teams currently over .500

the NL has 8 teams over .500

the senior circuit is +21 in interleague play
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by the way...the Reds are 13-5 in interleague

the Astros are 3-9

uh-oh
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W said:

the American League is terrible this year

only 2 teams currently over .500

the NL has 8 teams over .500

the senior circuit is +21 in interleague play
I'm hoping the mermen get hot soon to make the decision idiot proof for our brass. Don't need them waiting til August to turn on the gas again
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Unless we start playing over .500 ball the rest of the way I think it'll be pretty easy to count out the Astros by the all star break.

Currently on pace to win 63 games, and given all the injuries going on I don't really see a lot of optimism for making that number increased by that much. We could end up with about 75-80 wins, best case scenario… But it'll be pretty obvious that the moves need to be made

If we play .500 ball the rest of the way, we would end up with a record of 77-85
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I'm afraid your expectations are way too high. It's going to be a very long summer.
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tjack16 said:

Thank goodness the Aggies have been good this spring. So that's at least an improvement on last year with the baseball


This. Aggie baseball and (for the first time in almost 10 years!) Spurs playoffs are carrying the sports year at the moment.
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The Astros have carried us through several years of frustration with our other teams. I won't ***** about where we are and will always be grateful for that hellacious run.

The rebuild will be interesting.
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I don't love Bonda, but the video is interesting. It's a quick reference for our friends like Elite.

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scd88 said:

The Astros have carried us through several years of frustration with our other teams. I won't ***** about where we are and will always be grateful for that hellacious run.

The rebuild will be interesting.


I'm definitely thankful for the run they had… But I'd be lying if I said I'm content with how things are going. There was definitely a window to keep being a playoff team last year and this year if they made smarter moves and didn't give out so many bad contracts.

There is zero way that 2024 team should have had the horrendous start they did and go 0-2 in the wild card series.
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We aren't winning in 2026. I'm curious to see if we will blow it all up or try to rebound in 2027.

The worst-case scenario is Dana trying to extend the dynasty to save his job and ends up putting us in mediocre purgatory, although Dana botching a reset might be just as bad.
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