Astros Bingo Update: 5-7-26
Astros Bingo has officially become more exciting than Astros Baseball as we had some movers and shakers in the standings yesterday.
HTownAg98 is our first player to reach
4 squares. He's got the freebie, the 6-game losing streak, the finishing last in any month other than March, and yesterday struck gold on Framber getting suspended; he's the only person to pick the Framber square.
Also cleaning up on player failures yesterday were
Buck Compton, OPAG, and
Big Al 1992, who are now all tied for second with 3 squares after scoring a pair each yesterday for picking CC to finish with fewer than 15 HR and 65 RBI.
Beyond this new elite class of pickers, we have 18 people with
2 squares each, leaving the other 50 of us, much like the Astros, in last place desperately trying to convince ourselves we're better than that.
That, of course, leads us to this week's installment of
"I Really Regret Picking That Square"Yainer Diaz > 20 home runs. Picked by 6 people. He's has 3 in the first 38 games of the year and is hurt.
Astros win 90-94 games: Picked by 7 people. At their current winning percentage, the Astros would need the season to be 213 games long to win 90 games.
Basically anything about Jeremy Pena: 18 people picked him to either exceed 20 stolen bases or 18 homers. He has 0 homers and 1 stolen base. 16 people picked him to make the All-Star game.
Astros end (your month here) in first place: 10 different people picked some variation of this, three of them picked May.
Hader > 30 saves; Abreu > 30 save/holds: Hader still hasn't played. Abreu has 1 save and 2 holds. That's not gonna get it done, friends.
STAT OF THE DAY: Luis Salazar now has a better ERA than Bryan Abreu, Colton Gordon, Cristian Javier, Jason Alexander, and Rodney Munoz