That there are fans of other schools who spend all their time on an Aggie site rather than a site dedicated to their own team.

I assume Shaggy Bevo and Orangebloods still exist... I wouldn't know because, not being a longhorn, I don't frequent those boards.

Why Techsters are so enamored of A&M that they have to come here and post about their program is weird af. I assume there are Raider forums on the internet somewhere... again I wouldn't know because, not being a raider, I've had no reason to look for one.

It's also funny that there is so much Big12 bragging on this board. We don't give a bleep about the Big12. We aren't competing with Big12 schools. Yet here y'all are, touting the Big12. While I'm glad for y'all that the Big12 was able to stay afloat and then expand with PAC remnants, I don't really care about y'all's games, story lines, etc. I do find the SEC hate to be pretty comical. The sips used to talk-down the SEC too. "SEC is overrated! SEC isn't up to our academic standards! SEC fans are hillbillies that we want nothing to do with!" Then, hypocrisy alert, they threw a big party when they joined the conference. I imagine it would be the same for Tech were they to get an invite.

How 'bout y'all spend your time in your own sandbox for a change?

just want to welcome you, to the Old Rivalries board. Your recent contributions have not gone unnoticed. We used to be called Rivalries. ...but then some stuff happened.. anyway, your argument/complaint is an old one, but a classic nevertheless. Glad you're here.

Oh thanks, but we quite like it here.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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just want to welcome you, to the Old Rivalries board. Your recent contributions have not gone unnoticed. We used to be called Rivalries. ...but then some stuff happened.. anyway, your argument/complaint is an old one, but a classic nevertheless. Glad you're here.

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Given this is the rivalries board (old, current, new, etc.) why are you even here? Shouldn't this be for schools with whom A&M has a shared rivalry?

I think velvet masturbator is a sip fan

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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just want to welcome you, to the Old Rivalries board. Your recent contributions have not gone unnoticed. We used to be called Rivalries. ...but then some stuff happened.. anyway, your argument/complaint is an old one, but a classic nevertheless. Glad you're here.

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Given this is the rivalries board (old, current, new, etc.) why are you even here? Shouldn't this be for schools with whom A&M has a shared rivalry?

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like LSU and Baylor?

Texas velvet maestro said:

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TPS_Report said:

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Texas velvet maestro said:

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just want to welcome you, to the Old Rivalries board. Your recent contributions have not gone unnoticed. We used to be called Rivalries. ...but then some stuff happened.. anyway, your argument/complaint is an old one, but a classic nevertheless. Glad you're here.

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Given this is the rivalries board (old, current, new, etc.) why are you even here? Shouldn't this be for schools with whom A&M has a shared rivalry?

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like LSU and Baylor?

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LSU's board would be the same as y'all's... SEC Country

Baylor would be "Old Rivalries" as our game with them was dubbed "The Battle of the Brazos".

meep meep

TPS_Report said:

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...Baylor would be "Old Rivalries" as our game with them was dubbed "The Battle of the Brazos".

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yes. many years ago on the Rivalries board there was a random Baylor poster called grady wells. He'd say to the Aggie posters, The "Battle of the Brazos" " It's a rivalry like no other. sorry, Ags, we had to kill those guys."

This board had crazy traffic back in the day. the wild west. much will be forgotten. but the questions you ask have been repeated endlessly.

Texas velvet maestro said:

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TPS_Report said:

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...Baylor would be "Old Rivalries" as our game with them was dubbed "The Battle of the Brazos".

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yes. many years ago on the Rivalries board there was a random Baylor poster called grady wells. He'd say to the Aggie posters, The "Battle of the Brazos" " It's a rivalry like no other. sorry, Ags, we had to kill those guys."

This board had crazy traffic back in the day. the wild west. much will be forgotten. but the questions you ask have been repeated endlessly.

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Not surprising that such a common sense question would get asked ad nauseam.

So let me get this straight. You are disinviting people you deem unworthy to be here, despite the fact that we pay subscriptions fees. Are you trying to deprive Texags of revenue or drive them out of business?

"I wouldn't know because, not being a longhorn, I don't frequent those boards."

Well let me help by bringing you up to date - none of those other fan sites are anywhere close to being as wildly hilarious as the stuff we read on here.
Usually unintentional, but still classic stuff that gets shared all over the country .....

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"I wouldn't know because, not being a longhorn, I don't frequent those boards."

Well let me help by bringing you up to date - none of those other fan sites are anywhere close to being as wildly hilarious as the stuff we read on here.
Usually unintentional, but still classic stuff that gets shared all over the country .....

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Please help me even further... show me an example or two of this hilarity.

It's funny how Aggies need everything explained to them...

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It's funny how Aggies need everything explained to them...

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Waiting

MVP: Jace LaViolette
Best Pitcher: Ryan Prager
Best Reliever: Kaiden Wilson
Most Improved: Kaeden Kent
Impact Transfer: Gavin Kash
Impact Freshman: Kiel or Farr
Biggest Preseason Question Mark: catcher and bullpen


Regular season Record: 42-13 (no idea how many games we actually play)
SEC record: 18-12

Edit for record prediction change.

#4 National seed, and we beat LSU or Florida State for the national title

From the Football Board today:

Athanasius said:
I don't see us losing until the Championship game versus Ohio State.

Reply:
I dont see us losing until sometime in the 2027 season.

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From the Football Board today:

Athanasius said:
I don't see us losing until the Championship game versus Ohio State.

Reply:
I dont see us losing until sometime in the 2027 season.

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This is the best you can find? Some koolaid drinkers? Certainly you can do better than that.

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OMeara said:

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"I wouldn't know because, not being a longhorn, I don't frequent those boards."

Well let me help by bringing you up to date - none of those other fan sites are anywhere close to being as wildly hilarious as the stuff we read on here.
Usually unintentional, but still classic stuff that gets shared all over the country .....

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Please help me even further... show me an example or two of this hilarity.

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have you thought about compiling a list of, say, your top 10 questions for which you demand answers?
If the list is supplied in advance, research can begin earlier. answers and supporting arguments can be relayed to you in a more timely manner.

OMeara said:

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"I wouldn't know because, not being a longhorn, I don't frequent those boards."

Well let me help by bringing you up to date - none of those other fan sites are anywhere close to being as wildly hilarious as the stuff we read on here.
Usually unintentional, but still classic stuff that gets shared all over the country .....

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That's because those sites are filled with mouth-breathing r-tards. There's actually enough intelligence on TexAgs that you come across the entire spectrum, from absolutely idiotic to totally brilliant. Although the later isn't usually found amongst the old rival posters. They more closely resemble to mouth-breathers from their home team sites. HTH

Texas velvet maestro said:

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TPS_Report said:

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OMeara said:

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"I wouldn't know because, not being a longhorn, I don't frequent those boards."

Well let me help by bringing you up to date - none of those other fan sites are anywhere close to being as wildly hilarious as the stuff we read on here.
Usually unintentional, but still classic stuff that gets shared all over the country .....

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Please help me even further... show me an example or two of this hilarity.

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have you thought about compiling a list of, say, your top 10 questions for which you demand answers?
If the list is supplied in advance, research can begin earlier. answers and supporting arguments can be relayed to you in a more timely manner.

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Nah... I'll just ask for examples in an ad hoc manner as various imbecilic claims are made.

Given that there is no fan site anywhere close to as wildly hilarious as this one, examples of said hilarity should be easy to find. I wasn't expecting "I done went blank on me", but here we are. Of course, humor is subjective, so an Aggie believing we will have a great season might be a knee-slapper to some (I guess).

This article isn't from Texags, but it displays the same hilarious delusions that never get old.

Gold Jerry! Gold I tell ya!

https://aggieswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/college/aggies/football/2025/08/27/marcel-reed-arch-manning-2025-college-football-expecations-texas-aggies-football/85810417007/

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So let me get this straight. You are disinviting people you deem unworthy to be here, despite the fact that we pay subscriptions fees. Are you trying to deprive Texags of revenue or drive them out of business?

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The mod on the townie board is already doing that.

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This article isn't from Texags, but it displays the same hilarious delusions that never get old.

Gold Jerry! Gold I tell ya!

https://aggieswire.usatoday.com/story/sports/college/aggies/football/2025/08/27/marcel-reed-arch-manning-2025-college-football-expecations-texas-aggies-football/85810417007/

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Sir, I believe you have confused click-bait with comedy. Additionally, as you noted, it didn't come from this site. The claim that this site is a wellspring of hilarity rings hollow when all you can provide is a link to USA Today. Sad.

To be fair, only a couple post here. The rest are too fricking stupid to use the Internet. Plus, most of them are slinging pizzas on Game Day.