Did the Onion write that and steal her photo?
swimmerbabe11 said:
I dont know if its real, but it made me happy.
swimmerbabe11 said:
I dont know if its real, but it made me happy.
swimmerbabe11 said:
Houston A 26-year-old Bath & Body Works associate was arrested Thursday after what police described as a "candle crisis" sparked by a heated sale dispute.
According to shoppers, Rachel Morgan was stocking shelves during the store's 3-wick candle promotion when a customer tried to apply an expired coupon. Morgan allegedly slammed the register shut and shouted, "These deals are hot enough already!"
Witnesses say she then lit one of the display candles, held it aloft like a torch, and declared, "No discount shall pass!" while blocking the exit. The scent, ironically named Calm Breeze, filled the store as chaos broke out.
Police say Morgan refused to leave until every customer recited the words, "Limit ten per customer."
Some onlookers praised her as "a defender of seasonal savings," while others said she had turned "smell good" into "jail time."
AtticusMatlock said:
Is that a nose stud or a mole?
maroon barchetta said:
She says she's going to build a house for someone and then uses tens of thousands of dollars to fund her life.
She can come over to Bryan and hang out with Ghislaine Maxwell and Elizabeth Holmes in federal prison.
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
They used to let us get away with it in the past "if you promise to go straight home." That or calling a less drunk friend to get you. With the damn lawyers now you can't do that anymore. Well lawyers and actually being smart about not letting a drunk ass drive.
Gone are the days of open containers. Hell my uncled paid a visit in the 70s and came from Vegas. (Yeah he was always a wanna be gangster.) He would drive with a cooler of Budweiser in the front seat between him and his wife. (Forget what # wife she was.)
Mr. Thunderclap McGirthy said:
Gone are the days of open containers.
maroon barchetta said:
Seeing more and more of these young people with DWI charges.
maroon barchetta said:
She seems upset
Poor gal. Make better choices next time
THE_CHOSEN_ONE said:maroon barchetta said:
She seems upset
Poor gal. Make better choices next time
Her mom had just died.
https://www.chron.com/news/article/olive-garden-breadsticks-fake-story-21094417.php
swimmerbabe11 said:
yeah...that is pretty horrible. maybe olive garden can give her free breadsticks for life for some PR.
Sea Speed said:
Taking college students to jail for PI is so ****ing ******ed.