Do you still quote Seinfeld?

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Philo B 93
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There are many famous quotes from Seinfeld that could still be used and understood by anyone over the right age. "I'm 33 years old; I haven't outgrown the problems of puberty, I'm already facing the problems of old age. I completely skipped healthy adulthood" - George C.

My go-to is the obvious "No soup for you", which can be used daily as a parent, or really as just about anyone living on earth at any time.

I could list about 10 more, but I'm curious if anyone else still references Seinfeld regularly. Some of you may be too young to remember much from the show, not that there's anything wrong with that, but it is streaming on Netflix.

07ag
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that's a shame
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zap
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"It's all pipes."

My wife goes with, "I mentioned the bisque."
maroon barchetta
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More often than I should.

My friends do as well.

I posted on FB a month ago about problems with U-Haul not having the truck I reserved actually available when I went to get it. I had told them the reservation is supposed to keep the truck there.

A friend of mine asked "did you get the optional insurance so you can beat the Hell out of that thing?"
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It's a Festivus MIRACLE!
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I was in the pool, I was in the pool
Giddy Up
Not that there is anything wrong with that
Was that wrong??
I'm an architect.
MSFC Aggie
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Poor Pinkus
yo yo ma
these pretzels are making me thirsty
George is getting upset
that's a lot of potatoes
feels like an Arby's night
common sense and a guy in a wheelchair
I don't want to be a pirate
serenity now (I use this more than anything)
maroon barchetta
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Allllrighty then

To the Idiotmobile!

Oh yeah, I like this idea
maroon barchetta
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Potatoes and serenity now are pretty frequent here too
zap
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______ likes his chicken spicy.
Sazerac
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Called my 5 year old Vegetable Lasagna the other day
sek92
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There was a tweet i saw the other day when Taylor swift got engaged. They referenced when George asked for for a pre-nup with Susan. And Susan said why, I am richer than you.
The author of the the tweet captioned it by saying, there is s Seinfeld episode for every event in life. I agree
The Milkman
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This gets used with my friends more often than you'd imagine.

"Its pronounced thermometer"
Max Power
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These are all in a regular rotation.

Serenity now!
They're all Twix!
It's not a lie if you believe it.
The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.
And now for the airing of grievances.
Pretty name for a girl.
I'm not the one going to hell.
BenTheGoodAg
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Not that there's anything wrong with that.
AustinAg2K
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Not a quote, but whenever I go into my kids rooms, I whip open the door and slide in Kramer style.
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sek92 said:

There was a tweet i saw the other day when Taylor swift got engaged. They referenced when George asked for for a pre-nup with Susan. And Susan said why, I am richer than you.
The author of the the tweet captioned it by saying, there is s Seinfeld episode for every event in life. I agree


Uh-oh... Who's in charge of picking out the envelopes?
wildmen09
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Anyone ever used yada yada yada in a meeting…this guy has
AgPediRPh
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It smells like the previous tenant had monkeys or something
elfurioso92
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I've got a lotta problems with you people. And now, you're gonna hear about it.
agdoc2001
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Anytime anyone complains about being cold...

"Order a hot dish!"
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Equinox
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Significant shrinkage!
Flatlander
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Helloooooooo!
Now I'm driving the bus!
Easy big fella!
Rock crushes paper!
Get well, get well soon...
StinkyPinky
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Seinfeld will be forever entombed in pop culture vernacular. It will be with us forever.
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The Milkman said:

This gets used with my friends more often than you'd imagine.

"Its pronounced thermometer"

This line lives with me and an inside joke with my brother in law.

Close talker, man hands, anti dentite (im a dentist) , assman, so many more...
Van Buren Boy
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Everyday
Rex Racer
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I do this all the time. Something happens or is said, and out pops a Seinfeld quote. My wife is like "What?", and I just say, "It's from Seinfeld." She gives me a knowing look because she's used to it.
Julio von Matterhorn
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I fly to India for work, and our travel policy is VP and up only for Business class, so "Coach to India, only way to go" gets used a lot.
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thick lustrous hair is very important to me
EclipseAg
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"Was that wrong?"

To be fair, I quote "King of Queens" more frequently. After I do, my spouse just tells the befuddled listeners, "King of Queens."
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RUSTY!!!!
"Well, if you can’t have a great season, at least ruin somebody else’s." - Olin Buchanan
Drunken Overseas Bettor
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As an Astros fan, this summer has been grand with a pitcher named Jason Alexander. Especially the two times he pitched vs. the yankees.


YOU TELL THAT SON OF A *****
NO YANKEE IS EVER COMING TO HOUSTON
NOT AS LONG AS YOU *******S ARE RUNNING THINGS!
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I basically quoted the entire "second spitter" scene from The Boyfriend during #spitgate last week with Dak.

I also do the Jon Lovitz "good for you, Jack" all the time.

bert harbinson
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Van Buren Boy said:

Everyday


I'm down. Mark me down.
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They are real and they are spectacular
I wanna see our defense pissed off, not confused, maybe a little murder in their hearts Reload12, 11/4/11
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