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Disgusting. I guess some of you don't have as strong marriages as you think.

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Mine is very strong precisely because we take of each other. And she doesn't own a skirted swimsuit.

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22 years here and have never had a single fight. I doubt you could say the same.

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You had us going and thinking you were on the right side of an issue for once.....and then you say this.

He can't say the same because what you say is impossible. If you haven't fought in your marriage then you aren't trying hard enough.

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Not sure why you're taking offense. I'm proud of my marriage and the family we've built. It's not impossible. We're living it. I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings.

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Just saw an article. Turns out the internet has identified the brunette next to them in the video as the Sr. Director of People, whatever that means. Looks like Coldplay managed to nuke the HR team.

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This chick knows a LOT.

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News is that this chick is NOT Alyssa Stoddard as earlier mentioned. Company claims no other employee was with the lovebirds.

The woman on the right is the real Alyssa Stoddard and she wasn't at the concert.

Company also claims he didn't put out a statement. I don't buy it.

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Disgusting. I guess some of you don't have as strong marriages as you think.

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Mine is very strong precisely because we take of each other. And she doesn't own a skirted swimsuit.

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22 years here and have never had a single fight. I doubt you could say the same.

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You had us going and thinking you were on the right side of an issue for once.....and then you say this.

He can't say the same because what you say is impossible. If you haven't fought in your marriage then you aren't trying hard enough.

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I've been married longer and had plenty of fights (arguments) with my wife. Some periods of "cold war" as well. I am sure every truthful person has had fights with all people they love. Women especially love the ups and downs of emotions, the roller coaster of it which is why they invent drama in their lives.

Now someone claiming that they never had a single fight in 22 years is laughable. And points to a potential problem. People don't fight with people they don't care about. Especially women. So if a woman does not fight or argue with you, highly likely she does not love or care about you. Either that or the person is flat out lying. Which is sad when people talk about God so much and then lie.

Cool. You're wrong, but you do you.

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Wow, definitely MUCH hotter than the HR lady he was cuddling on. That's crazy.

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But does she do all the things? A lot of wives push a man to cheat because she gives up on herself and no longer does what needs to be done to keep a man faithful.

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Both people need to invest in the relationship. But "do what needs to be done to keep her man faithful" is just mind numbing. Grow up, dude.

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That is not what he said. You conveniently twisted it.

He did mean that both people have to invest, but he was specifically saying that the woman had keep her man happy. Why do you find it offensive when someone says that a woman needs to keep her man happy? It doesn't mean that the man doesn't have to keep the woman happy.

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Cool. You're wrong, but you do you.

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The signs are clear.

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Cool. You're wrong, but you do you.

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The signs are clear.

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It's called doing the work. We can disagree on topics, but don't fight. Don't go to bed upset, etc. The signs are there? Funny.

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Wow, definitely MUCH hotter than the HR lady he was cuddling on. That's crazy.

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But does she do all the things? A lot of wives push a man to cheat because she gives up on herself and no longer does what needs to be done to keep a man faithful.

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Some of you are really awful people.

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I can't imagine the anxiety those two have. He's probably scrambling to rent a hotel and get his bags packed while trying to find a lawyer.

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Don't think he even got to sleep on the couch at home last night

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CEO and his wife have probably been sleeping in separate bedrooms for years. I swear y'all are a bunch of amateurs when it comes to miserable marriages.

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100%. You can see what type of woman is wife is in pics. She thought she could sleepwalk through the marriage (no makeup, not taking care of herself, dressing frumpy, etc). If you're married to a CEO and one that is decent looking you better keep your ass in the gym, get bolt ons when they nips start pointing south, and tighten what needs tightening. And do whatever he wants in the bedroom.

100% not trolling. Take care of your man and he will take care of you.

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Agree, each has a different role to play in a marraige.

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Wow, definitely MUCH hotter than the HR lady he was cuddling on. That's crazy.

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But does she do all the things? A lot of wives push a man to cheat because she gives up on herself and no longer does what needs to be done to keep a man faithful.

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Some of you are really awful people.

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It's why they're so quick to mock others. They need to make everyone else feel as bad as them.

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Disgusting. I guess some of you don't have as strong marriages as you think.

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Mine is very strong precisely because we take of each other. And she doesn't own a skirted swimsuit.

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22 years here and have never had a single fight. I doubt you could say the same.

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You had us going and thinking you were on the right side of an issue for once.....and then you say this.

He can't say the same because what you say is impossible. If you haven't fought in your marriage then you aren't trying hard enough.

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Not sure why you're taking offense. I'm proud of my marriage and the family we've built. It's not impossible. We're living it. I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings.

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You must have missed my laughing face. It doesn't hurt my feelings.

I just find it completely implausible and humorous that you've never had a single fight in your marriage.

You should contact the Guinness Business of World Records because people in real marriages have had at least one fight after 22 years together.

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Disgusting. I guess some of you don't have as strong marriages as you think.

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Mine is very strong precisely because we take of each other. And she doesn't own a skirted swimsuit.

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22 years here and have never had a single fight. I doubt you could say the same.

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You had us going and thinking you were on the right side of an issue for once.....and then you say this.

He can't say the same because what you say is impossible. If you haven't fought in your marriage then you aren't trying hard enough.

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Not sure why you're taking offense. I'm proud of my marriage and the family we've built. It's not impossible. We're living it. I'm sorry if that hurts your feelings.

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You must have missed my laughing face. It doesn't hurt my feelings.

I just find it completely implausible and humorous that you've never had a single fight in your marriage.

You should contact the Guinness Business of World Records because people in real marriages have had at least one fight after 22 years together.

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I'm through defending my marriage from the negativity. You're not putting your marital issues on me. We're setting a great example of a healthy marriage for our kids and that's good enough for me.

Lighten up Francis. I dont have marital issues.

I'm just incredulous that you've never had a fight. The rest of humanity that has had a fight in their marriage are not in jeopardy because fights are part of it - completely normal.

If you really never have, then kudos to you.

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Wow, definitely MUCH hotter than the HR lady he was cuddling on. That's crazy.

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But does she do all the things? A lot of wives push a man to cheat because she gives up on herself and no longer does what needs to be done to keep a man faithful.

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Some of you are really awful people.

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Some of us see the world how it is rather than how we want it to be.

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Wow, definitely MUCH hotter than the HR lady he was cuddling on. That's crazy.

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But does she do all the things? A lot of wives push a man to cheat because she gives up on herself and no longer does what needs to be done to keep a man faithful.

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Some of you are really awful people.

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It's why they're so quick to mock others. They need to make everyone else feel as bad as them.

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Who said we feel bad? My wife hasn't quit on herself and by extension her marriage.

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Wow, definitely MUCH hotter than the HR lady he was cuddling on. That's crazy.

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But does she do all the things? A lot of wives push a man to cheat because she gives up on herself and no longer does what needs to be done to keep a man faithful.

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Some of you are really awful people.

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Some of us see the world how it is rather than how we want it to be.

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Not sure you're the best person to be doling out advice on this topic.

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Maybe don't cheat on your wife and you can avoid the internet finding out.

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The funny thing is is hardly anyone would've noticed if they had just reacted differently.

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I wouldn't have a whole lot of confidence in that guy leading a company if he's that dumb to get caught at cheating.

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Well, he just resigned so…

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Dude is worth $70 MM and that's the best side piece he can do?

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I think you mean $35.5 million.

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I think you mean $5 million.

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I did say the husband was justified either. Just the the wife usually shares a lot of the blame.

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Yes, because middle-age men are known for staying in shape, not having big bellies and not balding.

You go to any reunion over 20 years and the women still look relatively good and the men all look 20 years older.

I'm starting to understand your Tesla fixation.

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Just saw an article. Turns out the internet has identified the brunette next to them in the video as the Sr. Director of People, whatever that means. Looks like Coldplay managed to nuke the HR team.

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This chick knows a LOT.

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News is that this chick is NOT Alyssa Stoddard as earlier mentioned. Company claims no other employee was with the lovebirds.

The woman on the right is the real Alyssa Stoddard and she wasn't at the concert.

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They are the same picture meme ?

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Wow, definitely MUCH hotter than the HR lady he was cuddling on. That's crazy.

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But does she do all the things? A lot of wives push a man to cheat because she gives up on herself and no longer does what needs to be done to keep a man faithful.

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Some of you are really awful people.

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It's why they're so quick to mock others. They need to make everyone else feel as bad as them.

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Who said we feel bad? My wife hasn't quit on herself and by extension her marriage.

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So if something awful happens, like someone gets a stroke, what then? Happenned to a friend of ours. Wife doesn't put out. Is it ok to have an affair then?

Company is definitely in massive PR protection mode.

1) I believe the condescending "apology note" was real, just the board didn't authorize him to send it and now they are denying it

2) that is absolutely the same HR VP, which indicates their upper management culture was quite f'ed up


I'm sure it took them about 48 hours to realize they needed a crisis management firm in there, and they were playing catch up.

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Just saw an article. Turns out the internet has identified the brunette next to them in the video as the Sr. Director of People, whatever that means. Looks like Coldplay managed to nuke the HR team.

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This chick knows a LOT.

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News is that this chick is NOT Alyssa Stoddard as earlier mentioned. Company claims no other employee was with the lovebirds.

The woman on the right is the real Alyssa Stoddard and she wasn't at the concert.

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They are the same picture meme ?

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The nose and eyebrows look very similar.

LMAO the CEO guy resigned. Talk about life coming at you fast...

He resigned lol. https://t.co/6XZdA6ldfU

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) July 19, 2025

[When you specifically call out another poster and attack them, you can count on time off -- Staff]

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

The CEO has resigned.


Astronomer CEO resigns following Coldplay concert scandal

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/astronomer-ceo-resigns-following-coldplay-202256772.htmlAstronomer CEO resigns following Coldplay concert scandal

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Just saw an article. Turns out the internet has identified the brunette next to them in the video as the Sr. Director of People, whatever that means. Looks like Coldplay managed to nuke the HR team.

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This chick knows a LOT.

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News is that this chick is NOT Alyssa Stoddard as earlier mentioned. Company claims no other employee was with the lovebirds.

The woman on the right is the real Alyssa Stoddard and she wasn't at the concert.

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They are the same picture meme ?

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Well I don't know. A lot of women look the same using makeup and different hair. I was just posting what I saw from the company. I tend to believe them on this because lying at this stage can be terrible for them.

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Just saw an article. Turns out the internet has identified the brunette next to them in the video as the Sr. Director of People, whatever that means. Looks like Coldplay managed to nuke the HR team.

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This chick knows a LOT.

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News is that this chick is NOT Alyssa Stoddard as earlier mentioned. Company claims no other employee was with the lovebirds.

The woman on the right is the real Alyssa Stoddard and she wasn't at the concert.

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They are the same picture meme ?

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The nose and eyebrows look very similar.

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Look at this
Astronomer Breaks Silence on Coldplay 'Kiss Cam' Scandal, Denies Viral Misidentification of Employee Alyssa Stoddard
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/articles/astronomer-breaks-silence-coldplay-kiss-213930547.html

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"Alyssa Stoddard was not at the event and no other employees were in the video," the statement reads. "The Board of Directors has initiated a formal investigation into this matter and we will have additional details to share very shortly."

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LMAO the CEO guy resigned. Talk about life coming at you fast...

He resigned lol. https://t.co/6XZdA6ldfU

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) July 19, 2025

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What about his side-chick?


She is the gatekeeper of the company and is supposed to throw the book at people who do these things.

Very sexist male hating company.

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Wow, definitely MUCH hotter than the HR lady he was cuddling on. That's crazy.

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But does she do all the things? A lot of wives push a man to cheat because she gives up on herself and no longer does what needs to be done to keep a man faithful.

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Some of you are really awful people.

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Some of us see the world how it is rather than how we want it to be.

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Exactly.
I spent many years being idealistic and paying the price for it. I was a big stupid fool.

I am trying to learn from that myself and not fool myself about how awful the world really is.

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I did say the husband was justified either. Just the the wife usually shares a lot of the blame.

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Yes, because middle-age men are known for staying in shape, not having big bellies and not balding.

You go to any reunion over 20 years and the women still look relatively good and the men all look 20 years older.

I'm starting to understand your Tesla fixation.

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Actually you are not wrong. I see that among my own friends. Thankfully I am in shape and so is my wife though I want to get better. Totally by luck of genetics, I have all my hair. No big belly though it is soft and I want to reduce it a bit. Not perfect by any means but "reasonable".

The lesson from all of this?

Peens are destructive if not controlled. Fellow Men, control yourselves.

I am sure the CEO is an intelligent chap but his peen clouded his judgement and he is now ruined. No job, no reputation, no wife (she will leave soon) and no money (that will say bye bye). No friends either.