Stupid **** - wearing a wig during a game anyway
Fan kicked out of WNBA game
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Someone threw a green dildo on the court during a WNBA game tonight. pic.twitter.com/mFSESW6cfE
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 30, 2025
WNBA fans crashing out!
Stat Monitor Repairman said:Someone threw a green dildo on the court during a WNBA game tonight. pic.twitter.com/mFSESW6cfE
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 30, 2025
WNBA fans crashing out!
Will they dust it for finger prints?
Stop play for 5 mins to kick out a fan for a wig flop.
Let play continue after a rubber hulk weiner is thrown from the cheap seats...
The more these clips go viral, the more likely it is that these ladies realize that they done goofed.
Let play continue after a rubber hulk weiner is thrown from the cheap seats...
The more these clips go viral, the more likely it is that these ladies realize that they done goofed.
https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/3549865/watch-neon-green-dildo-gets-launched-from-the-nosebleeds-onto-a-wnba-court-during-the-final-minute-of-a-tie-game.-oh-the-humanity
"Launched from the nosebleeds," which is like row 10 for the WNBA.
"Launched from the nosebleeds," which is like row 10 for the WNBA.
Lmao!!! Yes!!!
I'm waiting for some fans to show up with two pair of those Chamber Of Commerce Ribbon Cutting sized scissors and going at it in the stands.
rausr said:Stat Monitor Repairman said:Someone threw a green dildo on the court during a WNBA game tonight. pic.twitter.com/mFSESW6cfE
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 30, 2025
WNBA fans crashing out!
Will they dust it for finger prints?
CSI is on the case
“ How you fellas doin? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.”
The WNBA has an epidemic on their hands
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 2, 2025
pic.twitter.com/I5MpJDnyP4
StandUpforAmerica said:The WNBA has an epidemic on their hands
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 2, 2025
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Another one!
Both girthed hulk dildos landed out of bounds, though. What kind of noodle armed wimps are tossing these things? I know they are wnba fans, but you are on the 4th row. You can underhand toss these things into the paint.
TxSquarebody said:
Unbeweavable
When we seek to deweave….
Pro College Station Convention Center
This thing could get out of hand.
Rimshot!
Rimshot!
Let's just hope that these heterophobic dykes decide to take a stand on this and all of a sudden they get organized and suddenly at a game they start raining down from the cheap seats like octopuses on the ice during Detroit Red Wings hockey game when they won the Stanley Cup!!!!
“ How you fellas doin? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.”
Logos Stick said:
This thing could get out of hand.
Rimshot!
Hoop stress!
( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
rausr said:Stat Monitor Repairman said:Someone threw a green dildo on the court during a WNBA game tonight. pic.twitter.com/mFSESW6cfE
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) July 30, 2025
WNBA fans crashing out!
Will they dust it for finger prints?
Nvm
( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
BadMoonRisin said:
Both girthed hulk dildos landed out of bounds, though. What kind of noodle armed wimps are tossing these things? I know they are wnba fans, but you are on the 4th row. You can underhand toss these things into the paint.
It's an WNBA game.
Of course it missed.
While the dildos are 100% funny, they are going to be leveraged for players to play the victim role, which they love to play every chance they get
DannyDuberstein said:
While the dildos are 100% funny, they are going to be leveraged for players to play the victim role, which they love to play every chance they get
They already do that
Bro grabbed the dildo BAREHANDED and tucked it in his shirt 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/2HlJ2jEQsh
— BricksCenter (@BricksCenter) August 2, 2025
Honest question about these incidents, which I find hilarious. Why are they all green?
People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
carl spacklers hat said:
Honest question about these incidents, which I find hilarious. Why are they all green?
Truthful answer: Probably because the first one was green.
Longshot, but possible answer: Green represents Envy; the proverbial "green-eyed monster" from Othello.
Someone made the decision to use plutonium green.
Why?
We just dont' know.
For all we know the WNBA might've gone full 9-11 and dildoed its own court as a pr stunt.
Why?
We just dont' know.
For all we know the WNBA might've gone full 9-11 and dildoed its own court as a pr stunt.
It's the color of money. They're obsessed with it. "Pay us what we're worth" etc.
I dunno.
I dunno.
Pro College Station Convention Center
BadMoonRisin said:carl spacklers hat said:
Honest question about these incidents, which I find hilarious. Why are they all green?
Truthful answer: Probably because the first one was green.
Longshot, but possible answer: Green represents Envy; the proverbial "green-eyed monster" from Othello.
This made me LOL.
Another possible reason: green contrasts better against the floor so the phallus stands out and more people see it. I am genuinely curious why someone would hurl one onto the court, though.
People think I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living.
this is actually the most likely.
Something something big green donkey somethings...
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https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45888185/fan-arrested-throwing-sex-toy-valkyries-dream-game
Guy was arrested. Doesn't say what for. Lol
Guy was arrested. Doesn't say what for. Lol
Who?mikejones! said:
https://www.espn.com/wnba/story/_/id/45888185/fan-arrested-throwing-sex-toy-valkyries-dream-game
Guy was arrested. Doesn't say what for. Lol
Show me the law against raining neon peens on to the floor of wnba games.
Im sure an Obama judge is thirsting to get involved in this super hilarious display of civics.
They asked to be paid for what they deserved, and they are finding out what people think of their league.
May the alien peens rain down on their league.
Stat Monitor Repairman said:
Someone made the decision to use plutonium green.
The fact you knew the detailed name of the shade is - disturbing.
Texas Tech has their tortillas. How long until Longhorns fans copy the WNBA and start tossing rubber dongs at their games?
fc2112 said:Stat Monitor Repairman said:
Someone made the decision to use plutonium green.
The fact you knew the detailed name of the shade is - disturbing.
Much like a lot of things posted on F16, he made it up. Google search says that plutonium doesn't glow green. Neon green or lime green based on casual observation.
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