We a few days away from calls for dildo throwing to be classified as a hate-crime.
samurai_science said:
I think they are going to ban bags.
BREAKING: WNBA is considering playing with no fans in attendance to prevent dildos from being thrown onto the court. pic.twitter.com/mggJS8Q1Ug
— NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) August 7, 2025
Stat Monitor Repairman said:BREAKING: WNBA is considering playing with no fans in attendance to prevent dildos from being thrown onto the court. pic.twitter.com/mggJS8Q1Ug
— NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) August 7, 2025
Might put in cardboard cutouts like they did for covid, or maybe AI generated fans and crowd noise.
carl spacklers hat said:YellowPot_97 said:
How do you think the dildos were smuggled in past security…?
Depends on the perp. If it's a dude, probably in his pants. If the perp is female, however, there's alternative possibilities. In which case, so much for the dusting for fingerprints idea. Maybe a swab for DNA?
me driving to the WNBA game with a green dildo in my ass: pic.twitter.com/xeGq5nqlGI
— Mrs. Brassenstein (@MBrassenstein) August 6, 2025
THE DILDO BANDIT HIT MATT RIFE WITH A DILDO AND HE THREW IT BACK ‼️@GreenDildoCoin_ pic.twitter.com/bJEwAwCgp4
— Larrythewhale (@Larrythewhale_) August 10, 2025
Stat Monitor Repairman said:BREAKING: WNBA is considering playing with no fans in attendance to prevent dildos from being thrown onto the court. pic.twitter.com/mggJS8Q1Ug
— NBACentel (@TheNBACentel) August 7, 2025
Might put in cardboard cutouts like they did for covid, or maybe AI generated fans and crowd noise.