Presidential fitness test is back!

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Dirty_Mike&the_boys
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The program dates back to Eisenhower and it's been great because obesity wasn't a problem back in the day and then Barry comes along chains of the fitness requirement because he didn't wanna induce competition and body shame kids and big Mike turns around and ruins the school menus for the kids can't stand it claiming his nutritious. End up having a softer out of shape youth that's now transitioned into adulthood and the kids after that even gotten worse.
“ How you fellas doin? We about to have us a little screw party in this red Prius over here if you wanna join us.”
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AggieVictor10 said:

Trump knows about fitness big mac in his mouth.

At least he still has the ability to chew. Your boy nearly choked to death on a pizza sliced then stuck to licking ice cream like the dementia riddled fool he is (and always has been - Joe was born with dementia, thats a fact jack).
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I did it in elementary school. IIRC it was a 90sec arm hang, 2 min of sit-ups and a 12min run.

I don't remember getting a certificate, but may have. Mine would have been a mix of Carter and Reagan.

I do remember getting the patches. I believe I got 4 of them w/ a red 2,3 and 4.

We also did Punt, Pass, and Kick...
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AggieVictor10 said:

Trump knows about fitness big mac in his mouth.


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JABQ04 said:

1) I never heard of the Presidential Fitness test growing up. (Graduated HS in 2000)
2) make it like the military. Fitness test standards and height/weight requirements to move on to the next grade. (Kidding….sort of).

It was a set of physical tests scaled to your age group/gender and if you met or exceeded them you got an award. I assume it also pointed out to the coaches who might need a bit of special attention as well based on who was doing poorly. I remember # of pull ups, timed # of situps in a minute, standing broad jump, and 600 yard run being among the tests in elementary school. Can't remember if there were others.
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flown-the-coop said:

AggieVictor10 said:

Trump knows about fitness big mac in his mouth.

At least he still has the ability to chew. Your boy nearly choked to death on a pizza sliced then stuck to licking ice cream like the dementia riddled fool he is (and always has been - Joe was born with dementia, thats a fact jack).


Just because I'm not part of the creepy MAGA cult doesn't make biden "my boy."

Hth.
Krombopulos Michael
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Bring back all the classics....


Red Rover, Bombardment, Kick the Can, BB gun wars, Smear the Queer.....
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When we were in Breckenridge this past June, there was a nice game of Red Rover going on in a small park. Had not seen that in a long time. And its was youth playing and had nothing to do with Pride Fest or whatever they had going on in town.
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Was just going through and old chest of drawers in hopes of clearing out some space for my mom, and found of my certificates!

Signed by George Bush, and Secretary of Education Lamar Alexander.
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Blue-haired, septum-ringed land whales screaming they are being genocided in 3…2….1
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Nothing like honoring a registered sex offender, convicted of the statutory rape of a teenage girl, and having them standing beside you when you sign a youth health initiative.



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Shuttle run for the win.
Waco Ag
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I'm sure LT is next on the list for a presidential pardon.
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Here's what I hated about Fitness testing: It wasted most of 5-6 days of PE, and I loved PE.

We'd get 25-35 minutes of PE, and one day it would be spent doing Pull-Ups or Bent Arm Hang. You'd jump up on the bar for maybe 1-2 minutes, you'd have to sit on your butt the rest of the time watching Stacy and Thomas do between 0 to 24 pullups.

Do the same for the 50-yard dash, 600 m run, shuttle run, and situps, or whatever the tests were. It was like 2 weeks of just testing, and if you missed the standard on Pullups or whatever at the beginning, it was like old college football when you lost an early season game....you just knew you were playing out the schedule at that point, but no national championship.


It didn't motivate the fatties, and the athletic folks were already in shape. It just wasted a lot of fun PE days.
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Waco Ag said:

I'm sure LT is next on the list for a presidential pardon.


Not a federal crime
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Dirty_Mike&the_boys said:

Waco Ag said:

I'm sure LT is next on the list for a presidential pardon.


Not a federal crime

Dude ordered an escort, pimp sent him a 16yo he had recently beat up, who told LT she was 19, then she accused him of forcible rape.

LT took a plea deal as he was absolutely busted for prostitution and they added statutory rape and were working to add in federal sex-trafficking charges.

He took a deal to plead to two misdemeanors one of which required the registration as a sex offender.

Is LT a sleazeball for hiring escorts? I would think so.

Is he some sort of new Epstein Islander? Only the left will paint him as such.

And Team Trump should vet their special guests a bit better, particularly considering LTs recent DUI which has then lead to more publicity on this as he failed to register change of address as a sex offender.

But the person who posted the pic of LT is working hard to mislead. Must have thought it a cool post on Reddit and wanted to try it out here.
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Will they exercise squatter's rights?


( ...voice punctuated with a clap of distant thunder... )
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I vaguely recall this initiative but don't remember doing it. I assume I had to have considering my age.
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BudAg97 said:

Shuttle run for the win.


The shuttle run….haha.
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Never liked them because you take kids that have never done anything physical before and test them. Never seemed fair to me. They prepare all year for the academic test. I remember I used to get Xs on my report card for lack of arm strength because I couldn't do the bar hold. Train me and I can do most things.
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It didn't stop you from getting a college education so I am impressed you persevered despite failing this. Good job.

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bam02 said:

It didn't stop you from getting a college education so I am impressed you persevered despite failing this. Good job.



As soon as I could I joined the marching band and never took gym again.
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LT shouldn't be there in the White House
I was summoned for jury duty and it was going to be a statutory rape case

The state made it clear if as a juror you'd be willing to acquit because he did not know then you were not suitable to be on the jury

Ignorance is no excuse/defense in a statutory rape case
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Me thinks you didn't look at the details here. I would have some expectation that if I hired an escort for the evening that she is over 18.

What you are saying is that if I rub on a nekked chick at the pole dancing club and she turns out to be 16, then I am guilty of pedo crime. Not how that works.

Ignorance is not bliss but there is a reasonableness aspect to consider.

And here they had LT on sex trafficking and got him to plea and band the pedo badge around his neck. I don't fault them for that as he agreed to it.

I am saying simply that showing LT as a sex offender on the midst of all the Epstein uproar and ignoring the specifics of his case is misleading and disingenuous.

I am not defending LT nor Trump. I agree, he shouldn't be there. But not because he goes around molesting underage girls.
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I think I'm gonna have this framed and hang it in my office:

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It never went away in our kids' elementary and middle school. Everyone takes it every year.
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Sq 17 said:

The state made it clear if as a juror you'd be willing to acquit because he did not know then you were not suitable to be on the jury

I've read this sentence like 5 times and still don't know what it means.
Sq 17
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This was jury selection

The prosecutors said The defense was going to attempt to make the argument that defendant did not know how old she was

If as a juror you'd be willing to find the defendant not guilty on the "did not know defense" then you were not willing to follow the law and you were excused

Sq 17
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Not an attorney but pretty sure you are incorrect if you are f***ing a 16 year old and you are over 19 ( Romeo & Juliet exception ) you can end up in jail and labeled as sex offender for the rest of your life

Jimmy Buffet put it best in "Livingston Saturday Night "
Fifteen will get you twenty but that's alright
We'll be rocking and a rolling on a Livingston Saturday night
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Sq 17 said:

Not an attorney but pretty sure you are incorrect if you are f***ing a 16 year old and you are over 19 ( Romeo & Juliet exception ) you can end up in jail and labeled as sex offender for the rest of your life

Jimmy Buffet put it best in "Livingston Saturday Night "
Fifteen will get you twenty but that's alright
We'll be rocking and a rolling on a Livingston Saturday night


You are referring to strict liability which Texas is one of those states. The constitutionality is still in question on this and deserves to be revisited. Whilst children should be protected, it is unacceptable to hold someone accountable for engaging in otherwise lawful activity had one of the consenting participants not have been deceptive in representing their age.

This is different than "should have known" or "she said she was 18 sir". The example I gave regarding a pole dancing club is that there are laws that the club owner and club worker are bound by regarding being of adequate age to work there. Obviously they have engaged already in deception by getting hired and / or the club owner is responsible. I would think same would apply for "escort" services.

Strict liability for statutory rape is an example of laws run amuck.
Sq 17
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It is messed up that minors are being trafficked and that a "John" could get Statutory rape conviction
One of the worst case scenario of FAFO
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Sex trafficking of minors is a huge downside of allowing vices like strip clubs and escort services to operate legally (or decriminalizing prostitution).

I imagine the argument for strict liability is based on that, at least in part.

But that's enough of a derail on this, LT should not have been invited and trumps team should do better. I never liked LT ad a player nor as a person. Seems like he indeed is not a nice dude. Plenty of other respectable gents could have been there in his place.
 
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