Looks like Alexis is being the most forward one here, boys.
Lets examine:
First, her father sets the stage by announcing that a) she buys guns for her boyfriend, and b) she's recently single.
Then, he expands on this by setting her up pretty good. I mean, either he can write or she's a catch. I'll give 'em the benefit of the doubt that it's both.
She shows up in the thread. Not just that, but gives a Facebook link in her profile. It's protected, sure, but even still.
Can't say I have anything against this thread, and if everything is as it sounds... then Horatius has already called her up.

Oh, and Alexis: You're limited to 5 posts per day as a rook. However, you continue to reply by editing your previous posts and adding to them.
[This message has been edited by Naveronski (edited 8/16/2010 9:15p).]