that first word has to be elope...
Pistol for sale...
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Come on. The puzzle is easy.
Didn't realize this place was a chat room....
Rule #1 has been blatantly sidestepped here ...
So, other than Sean and the slumpbuster, is this potentially our first OB hookup?
Also, well done Horatius.
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Also, well done Horatius.
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Oh, to be young and single...
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-Thomas Jefferson
"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."
-Thomas Jefferson
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So, other than Sean and the slumpbuster, is this potentially our first OB hookup?
Does the toolbox only count for partial credit?
Damn, I forgot about the toolbox, and the blow up doll. It seems we have more going on in here than I thought...
gd toolbox :-(
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well done Horatius
Yeah, ya only get so many chances to date a freshman.
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Yeah, ya only get so many chances to date a freshman who buys pistols for her boyfriends.
FIFY
Very smooth, Horatius. I see what you did there.
wow...
I guess that's the way things happen these days. In my days, when the interwebs was young, we had to go, drink some liquid courage, and ask every girl at the Hall of Fame to polka or two step until we hit it off with a good conversation, and ended the night with a phone number.
Kalyn's not gonna like this one bit.
Who'd a thunk it was this easy.
Bravo, Horatius. Bravo.
Bravo, Horatius. Bravo.
If it's that easy, it usually results with a walk to Beutel....
'Kalyn' can deal with it, sounds like he blew his chance a long time ago. Perhaps if he had cared enough before it wouldn't be an issue now.
Jax, be careful what you say.
Jax, be careful what you say.
Easy there, Horatius, don't get your hormones all crazied up. But I hope, for her sake, this doesn't end up in a walk to Beutel. I'd hate for you to spread that...well, nevermind.
Careful about what I say?
HAHAHAHA
...good luck with that.
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HAHAHAHA
...good luck with that.
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The profile says somehwere down in Texas for Location.
That is a George Strait song as well as a Jason Boland song, so to add to the list she has going for her is a good taste in music, minus the Randy Rodgers band!
j/k on RR
That is a George Strait song as well as a Jason Boland song, so to add to the list she has going for her is a good taste in music, minus the Randy Rodgers band!
j/k on RR
Geez, Talon2DSO, I thought what happened in Vegas stayed in Vegas. It's not my fault, ok?!?!
All in good fun, Jax
All in good fun, Jax
Oh yeah my bad. Penicillin is one helluva antibiotic.
AgLaw is an idiot for setting up his offspring with this guy. Little does he know she'll be just another online freshman conquest.
Slob 'em
Slob 'em
I think idiot is a harsh term...he should at least hold on to the pistol until AFTER their first date. Especially considering this Horatius kid's track record with women.
Hell, if I was a dad, I wouldn't let him near my kid.
Hell, if I was a dad, I wouldn't let him near my kid.
So, odds on Horatius getting shot before dessert on the first date??
...also, any older sisters in the picture here? If we're gonna be creepers you've got to bring more of us into play. I'm not allowed to date anyone that I can't legally had a beer to.
...also, any older sisters in the picture here? If we're gonna be creepers you've got to bring more of us into play. I'm not allowed to date anyone that I can't legally had a beer to.
Horatius if the date starts going bad...well...when it doubt whip it out 
...or there is always roofies
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...or there is always roofies
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I agree that calling the guy an idiot is a little rough. She's an adult and he is an adult. They can date whomever they'd like.
Plus, she has a whole college career of bad decisions to make. Might as well start early.
Plus, she has a whole college career of bad decisions to make. Might as well start early.
MillennialAg is either the friend of the ex, or the ex himself, just so yall know.
Talon, if your joking around gets me shot, I'm comin for you
Talon, if your joking around gets me shot, I'm comin for you
....the plot thickens
Not really much of a plot here. Just a guy who caught the eye of a girl while she was selling the pistol she once gave to a guy who is now jealous.
While I am not necessarily drawing parallels between the activities, I sure hope this thread doesn't end in total disappointment like the backwoods nooner thread did.
Kayln made his own bed . . . I told him not to wear that stupid vest and bow tie to prom. But nobody ever listens to ole MA . . .
anyone else want to go to the RRB show just to see the fight?
we could sell bumper stickers
we could sell bumper stickers
How did I miss this CF?
This thread has potential epic written all over it. I'll be following closely.
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