Good grief, I had to read that 3 times before I realized that he didn't have ill will towards Tom Holland.

Ok, FF is pretty awesome

Normal drop is around 40-50% or so.

I could be wrong but I feel like with blockbusters it's a little bigger because it can be so front loaded (midnight showings, or now Thursday nights, etc.). Still, it's definitely a sign of legs.

TCTTS said:

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Ryan Reynolds ignited speculation that #Deadpool would finally get his dream and share the screen with the #Avengers, when he posted an Avengers logo that had been vandalized with graffiti.

Sources tell Heat Vision that yes, Deadpool will appear in #AvengersDoomsday:… pic.twitter.com/BxsiN3tPk8

— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) August 15, 2025

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The greatest ending would be:

Dr. Doom pulls off his mask revealing that he is RDJ. Everybody fake gasps.

RDJ then pulls off his mask (mission impossible style) and reveals that he is actually Deadpool.

Then Luis pops in the scene and gets everybody caught up revealing that…(thanks to some chat gpt help)
INT. AVENGERS COMPOUND DAY
(The camera is handheld, following Luis as he bursts through a hallway, clearly mid-story. He's holding a soda, gesturing wildly. Deadpool is lounging in the background, eating chimichangas.)

LUIS:
Okay, so, picture thisright? I'm at my cousin Ernesto's birthday party, and I'm talking to this dude who knows a guy who was a set painter for Iron Man 3, and he saysget thisDeadpool's been trying to get into an Avengers movie for years, man. Like, straight up camping outside Kevin Feige's house, "accidentally" delivering Uber Eats, wearing one of those mustaches that's just, like, felt with glue.

(Cut to quick flashback montage: Deadpool in a trench coat delivering tacos to a suspicious Kevin Feige.)

LUIS (V.O.):
And everybody's like, "Nah man, you're too Rated R, the mouse ain't ready for that," and Deadpool's all, "Cool, cool, cool, so I'll just make my own Avengers-level event."

(Cut back to Luis, who takes a dramatic sip from his soda.)

LUIS:
So what does this guy do? Pretends to be Doctor Doom. Yeah! He rents this beat-up green cloak from a Spirit Halloween in Burbank, learns, like, three phrases in Latverian, starts a fake invasion of New York. I'm talking explosions, laser beams, people screaminglike, "Oh no, not the Chrysler Building!"

(Flashback montage: Deadpool in a duct-taped Doom mask, awkwardly reading from cue cards while explosions go off behind him.)

LUIS (V.O.):
And here's the crazy part, everybody's like "Oh no it's Loki again." Realizing that didn't work, he tells me, "Luis, the only way people will take Doom seriously is if you cast Robert Downey Jr. as him." And I'm like, "But bro, wasn't he Iron Man?" And Deadpool's like, "Exactly, man, it's meta. The fans will lose their minds. It's like the Spider-Verse, but with lawsuits."

(Back to present: Luis is now pacing, building up steam.)

LUIS:
So now, all the heroes are freaking out, the Avengers assemble, and Deadpool's just sitting there like, "Oh wow, how did I get here? Guess I'm part of the team now." And the wildest thing? Nobody even noticed until Hulk was like, "Wait… why does Doom smell like chimichangas?" Boom! Mask comes off, everybody's yelling, Tony Stark is confused 'cause he's dead but also somehow watching from the afterlife, and

DEADPOOL (off-camera):
Spoilers, Luis. Some of us haven't seen Endgame yet.

LUIS:
Man, that movie came out in 2019.

DEADPOOL:
Yeah, and Morbius came out in 2022. Doesn't mean I've seen it.

LUIS:
Nobody's seen it, bro

Need more Luis in the MCU

As a fellow occasional Luis dialogue writer, well done.