Coog97 said:

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Imagine if we could turn the progressive logo into an Astros win banner.

June 7th, 2025. I was here.

I can't even

Reading back through texts with my BIL who was egging it on

There was another shot of taking a chug with all 4 up in the air that got cutoff, but would have been construed as me inhaling a dong instead

Scepter dong fireworks is chef's kiss

The double chef's kiss is the expression on Jetch's face at the end, when adds the "O face". Totally sells the entire thing.

We should applaud all of the effort this hero put into this creation.

Let's review:

- got sent to Pittsburgh on business, decided to go some Astros games while in town

- game is rain delayed. Jetch waits it out for a couple hours. He doesn't bail out and go back to the hotel like a delicate snowflake

- he sprung for some diamond level seats. Some seats opened up lower where he could be on camera, and he had the foresight to move down and into view

- made multiple attempts to get the cans in place and working without dropping them

- added the O Face at the end

If this had been planned on a storyboard and rehearsed, it could not have gone any better.

The stars truly aligned for the Tine board. The universe wants to bless the board for all of the wrongs it has endured in the past by other people.

Nice synopsis

I do expect someone to get creative and put jetch beer can dong fireworks dude on top of the Ferris wheel at some point. Someone will combine those two.

Lets check in on the Rangers and Astros seasons at this point:

Rangers:


Astros:

This place never ceases to amaze me.

Jetch, I owe you a beer at Senate! Let's go!

World Effin Series now.

They may not lose ever again ever

Ciboag96 said:

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They may not lose ever again ever

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Coog97 said:

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It's over. The internet is over.

Coog97 said:

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This may be the single greatest thing ever posted on the Tine board, and that's going back to the old Catch days as well.

Holy balls this is fantastic.

The only thing that might could top this would be a live rendition of Dancing girl and jetch 4 beer boner cannon side by side.

schmellba99 said:

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Coog97 said:

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This may be the single greatest thing ever posted on the Tine board, and that's going back to the old Catch days as well.

Holy balls this is fantastic.

The only thing that might could top this would be a live rendition of Dancing girl and jetch 4 beer boner cannon side by side.

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with the fireworks landing on her face?

Keep on dancin baby! Whoop!

Do it

Let's go!

I need her

Sorry just got home



Streaking!

the Astros have won every series since the Jetch beer donger game....

Without Yordan playing. Hmmm.