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Mr. McGibblets
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jetch17 said:

Had friends, and they love tha dong


You have a glorious dong.
The Wonderer
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jetch17 said:

Had friends, and they love tha dong
jetch17
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F tha Jankees

Echoes97
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Hells yes very satisfying victory indeed!!! F you yankee putos!
randy828
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BTHOYankees!
jetch17
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Ya *******s!
maroon barchetta
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maroon barchetta
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Dude. He has got to be loving that.

gougler08
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maroon barchetta said:





Fans never seem to learn
jetch17
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W the series from the Wankees



Bondag
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https://instagr.am/p/DNMB7mVJ1bg
maroon barchetta
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randy828
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randy828 said:

Damn Mariners are going all in to try and catch us. Hope all these trades don't work for them and they deplete their farm system, but their lineup is really scary now.

Damnit! 7 in a row, 1/2 game back....and now they are playing the last place Orioles while we have the second place Red Sox. Time to pay the Red Sox back for the last series.

Astros need to get Yordan and the pitchers back soon for the playoff push.
Chewy
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We got Javier tonight and Sketti tomorrow so some of the Calvary is back.

Let's just hope they can find their old form.
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randy828 said:

randy828 said:

Damn Mariners are going all in to try and catch us. Hope all these trades don't work for them and they deplete their farm system, but their lineup is really scary now.

Damnit! 7 in a row, 1/2 game back....and now they are playing the last place Orioles while we have the second place Red Sox. Time to pay the Red Sox back for the last series.

Astros need to get Yordan and the pitchers back soon for the playoff push.

I am not sure Yordan will play a single inning the rest of this season.
MAS444
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That's my guess as well. And even if he does, is he going to be the good Yordan or the bad one that started the year?
Serotonin
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schmellba99 said:

randy828 said:

randy828 said:

Damn Mariners are going all in to try and catch us. Hope all these trades don't work for them and they deplete their farm system, but their lineup is really scary now.

Damnit! 7 in a row, 1/2 game back....and now they are playing the last place Orioles while we have the second place Red Sox. Time to pay the Red Sox back for the last series.

Astros need to get Yordan and the pitchers back soon for the playoff push.

I am not sure Yordan will play a single inning the rest of this season.

I think the usual timeline would be ~3 weeks from now given the fact that he's taking BP, but given the slow nature of the process and setbacks he's had I'd put it at 50/50 that he returns for the regular season. And as MAS444 noted, who knows what he'll look like when he's back.

I'd peg it at:
- 5% chance he returns to Astros in August
- 25% chance before mid-September
- 50% by end of September

Chewy
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At least we should have a good idea on Yordan this coming week on if there's a chance of returning.

If they shut him down like last time then he's done for the season.

Seemed like once he went to full rips last time it exposed itself again.

I get building up, but at this point in the season they need to push his throttle and see if it'll hold for a bit.

If not, shut the man down and move forward.
gougler08
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While I miss Bergman, **** him.
jetch17
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Chewy
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Damn big win.

Could have blown a 5 run lead and even worse, would have put Seattle tied with us.
Chewy
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He was up in the pen yesterday but sat down when we got those insurance runs. Sure hope he and Abreu aren't hitting a wall.
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David_Puddy
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Chewy said:

He was up in the pen yesterday but sat down when we got those insurance runs. Sure hope he and Abreu aren't hitting a wall.


Espada said he hopes to hear good news on Hader shortly. Keep your fingers crossed.
digging tunnels
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Hader on the 15 day IL

https://www.mlb.com/news/josh-hader-undergoing-tests-for-shoulder-discomfort?adobe_mc=TS%3D1755030691%7CMCMID%3D30808061605792504567267211990620636288%7CMCORGID%3DA65F776A5245B01B0A490D44%40AdobeOrg&affiliateId=mlbapp-android_webview&rsid=mlbat.bat.android&theme=light
wessimo
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Ruh roh
Milwaukees Best Light
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Bullpen is a mess. Woof.
randy828
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Did I read that right?? Chas McCormick pitched the ninth inning for the Stros? I didn't watch the game.
Joker98
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Chandler Rome reporting that Hader is seeking a 2nd opinion on his shoulder. Sounds like he got season ending news. I bet it's a tear in his rotator cuff or labrum. This is the most snakebit season I can remember.
Chewy
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Turns out 36 pitches on Friday night was a bad idea…
Cromagnum
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Change team name to Glasstros.
Joker98
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yup. Overly aggressive for a regular season game.
Milwaukees Best Light
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I hate this idea, but you have to at least lob a phone call to Pressley. Work him out and see if there is anything left. I don't think there is, but I think you have to take a look.
jetch17
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Wicked pissah series win



tx4guns
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Orioles just walked off Seattle. Astros back on top!
 
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