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MFER

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In reply to Bondag • 9:18p, 8/19/25
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You don't upgrade to that nose.
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another day, another pwning

even the dancing girl is wondering WTF
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And at the hands of Charlie F'n Morton...
Us And Them - The Pink Floyd Experience
http://www.usandthemband.net
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the kicks to the junk continue!
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At least we scored some runs today.
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In reply to jetch17 • 4:20p, 8/20/25
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jetch17 said:
another day, another pwning

even the dancing girl is wondering WTF


I was just thinking, "Man, I miss her."
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In reply to scd88 • 6:06p, 8/20/25
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scd88 said:
jetch17 said:
another day, another pwning

even the dancing girl is wondering WTF


I was just thinking, "Man, I miss her."


Who has the extended dance she recorded for TexAgs? May be time to break it out.
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Hope she stretched out, cause she will be dancing tonight!!
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Glad to see this sexy B

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9:00p, 8/21/25
oh hi
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So happy to see our girl.
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10:05p, 8/21/25
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Finally!
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How we feeling about Kimbrel? No risk move, but I don't expect much. Hope I'm wrong.
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11:46p, 8/21/25
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BBC is cummin
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In reply to RynoAg • 1:59a, 8/22/25
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i expect he'll be the same as he has been in recent years. meh.
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6:54a, 8/22/25
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Meh and annoying AF with that dumb stance
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In reply to sts7049 • 7:40a, 8/22/25
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sts7049 said:
i expect he'll be the same as he has been in recent years. meh.

At first I thought this was a response to the Yordan update and I was going to propose a location to meet up and fight later today.
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The pitcher from the Orioles almost no-hits the Stros a week ago...then we score 7 runs on him in the first three innings?

Baseball is freaking crazy!
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Jason Alexander has had 3 consecutive great outings. Combined 17 1/3 innings with 4 total earned runs, only 4 walks and 12 strikeouts. He is hitting the spots consistently.
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In reply to Mas89 • 8:38a, 8/22/25
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Mas89 said:
Jason Alexander has had 3 consecutive great outings. Combined 17 1/3 innings with 4 total earned runs, only 4 walks and 12 strikeouts. He is hitting the spots consistently.

Next spring we will be talking about how he will replace Framber. He will have 3 good starts then tightness in the right forearm'. Happens every year.
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In reply to randy828 • 8:51a, 8/22/25
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randy828 said:
The pitcher from the Orioles almost no-hits the Stros a week ago...then we score 7 runs on him in the first three innings?

Baseball is freaking crazy!
To add to this, our 4 hole hitter got their third at bat in the 4th inning last night.

In our previous game against Young, our 4 hole hitter didn't get their third bat until the 8th inning.

Baseball is crazy indeed.
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In reply to Mas89 • 8:59a, 8/22/25
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He is hitting the spots consistently.


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50 pitches thru 2 innings. Gonna be an early exit for LMJ.
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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 7:03p, 8/22/25
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50 pitches thru 2 innings. Gonna be an early exit for LMJ.

Nothing new! I bet he has some kind of all-time record for most pitches per inning for the Astros!
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In reply to 12th Man Ag • 7:08p, 8/22/25
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Milwaukees Best Light said:
50 pitches thru 2 innings. Gonna be an early exit for LMJ.

Nothing new! I bet he has some kind of all-time record for most pitches per inning for the Astros!


His stuff isn't the same as it was pre-TJ but McCullers has always been a real-life Nuke LaLoosh. Million-dollar arm and a ten-cent head. Locked in he was elite but he just never locked in often enough.
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Has he:
A) gotten his burner twitter to stage hate messages to his family?
B) injured his scrotia labia Majoris?
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Careful now, don't want to make a habit out of winning
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When I need a visual reminder to see if I have any beer in the fridge left.

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Wonky game - tasty series W



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3 game lead in the AL West!
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In reply to 12th Man Ag • 11:10a, 8/26/25
That's cut in half now….
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