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8:56p, 7/25/25
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Just gotta hang on until they start getting guys back. And a trade seems imminent next week.


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9:01p, 7/25/25
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F me in the goat A
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9:06p, 7/25/25
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Keeps getting worse. And got quite wet getting here.
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9:20p, 7/25/25
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Well the good news is that it only counts for 1 in the loss column.

But need to start getting guys back ASAP.
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9:41p, 7/25/25
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Teams with bad records are the Astro's kryptonite
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11:25p, 7/25/25
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Saw some history tonight. Kurtz was the first MLB rookie to hit 4 homers in a game.
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11:53p, 7/25/25
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Mariners lose. No harm no foul.


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In reply to TXAG 05 • 7:35a, 7/26/25
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Can we trade for him now? Clearly he liked the Ice Box
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12:51p, 7/27/25
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i hope we can salvage a win today and not get swept by the last place team
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In reply to sts7049 • 3:42p, 7/27/25
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sts7049 said:
i hope we can salvage a win today and not get swept by the last place team


Nope
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In reply to AlaskanAg99 • 4:14p, 7/27/25
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AlaskanAg99 said:
sts7049 said:
i hope we can salvage a win today and not get swept by the last place team


Nope


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7:38p, 7/27/25
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9:31p, 7/28/25
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F me right in the goat ass.

I'm gonna have to go get a fresh dong on TV again to turn this sh*t around
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In reply to jetch17 • 9:37p, 7/28/25
jetch17 said:
F me right in the goat ass.

I'm gonna have to go get a fresh dong on TV again to turn this sh*t around


This is the way.
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In reply to jetch17 • 11:04a, 7/29/25
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jetch17 said:
F me right in the goat ass.

I'm gonna have to go get a fresh dong on TV again to turn this sh*t around

I have never heard a more jetchesq jetchism than this.
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11:11a, 7/29/25
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1:43p, 7/29/25
Jason Alexander pitching tonight.

Finna be 6 L's in a row
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 2:06p, 7/29/25
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Ciboag96 said:
Jason Alexander pitching tonight.

Finna be 6 L's in a row


Hopefully Harry Potter night brings them some magic
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2:28p, 7/29/25
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Missed this yesterday
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2:31p, 7/29/25
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And this...
https://www.rotowire.com/baseball/headlines/yordan-alvarez-injury-moving-through-hitting-progression-976721

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Alvarez (hand) took approximately 50 swings off a tee and faced soft-toss pitching in the batting cage during his most recent workout Friday, MLB.com reports.

The Astros have remained mum on a potential timeline for Alvarez's return from the 60-day injured list, but general manager Dana Brown confirmed Sunday that the slugger is "ramping up his workload" and should soon be ready to face live pitching, per Sean O'Leary of SI.com. Alvarez has been on the IL since May 5 due to a right hand fracture, though inflammation and soreness appears to be the greater concern for the 28-year-old at this point rather than the broken bone.

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In reply to Bondag • 3:20p, 7/29/25
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Bondag said:
Ciboag96 said:
Jason Alexander pitching tonight.

Finna be 6 L's in a row


Hopefully Harry Potter night brings them some magic

I am bringing the magic stick to Daikan tonight.
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10:09p, 7/29/25
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Fuggin finally

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10:09p, 7/29/25
Dancing girl! Woohoo
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In reply to Ferris Wheel Allstar • 10:10p, 7/29/25
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Ferris Wheel Allstar said:
Bondag said:
Ciboag96 said:
Jason Alexander pitching tonight.

Finna be 6 L's in a row


Hopefully Harry Potter night brings them some magic

I am bringing the magic stick to Daikan tonight.
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In reply to Ciboag96 • 8:29a, 7/30/25
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Ciboag96 said:
Jason Alexander pitching tonight.

Finna be 6 L's in a row

Well done on the reverse jinx
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9:03a, 7/30/25
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Sure can't wait to get Peña back even if Short has executed his role as a 9th hole bunter pretty well over the last couple of games.

Much better than hitting into a double play like so many Astros 9 hole hitters of the past.
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3:52p, 7/30/25
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Bring on the dancin girl!
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3:52p, 7/30/25
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Currently offshore with a lick of WiFi - hopefully works



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In reply to gougler08 • 5:36p, 7/30/25
gougler08 said:
Ciboag96 said:
Jason Alexander pitching tonight.

Finna be 6 L's in a row

Well done on the reverse jinx



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6:37p, 7/30/25
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Trade deadline time hos


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In reply to Mikeyshooter • 6:43p, 7/30/25
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I don't think they make any major moves. I think all their trade deadline moves are in Sugar Land right now.
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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 6:53p, 7/30/25
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I hope you're wrong but I think you're right


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11:53p, 7/30/25
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some rumor we are interested in Correa
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7:52a, 7/31/25
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Damn Mariners are going all in to try and catch us. Hope all these trades don't work for them and they deplete their farm system, but their lineup is really scary now.
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