Manchester United 2025-26 Thread

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That's a fantastic run by Cunha and Mbeuno and Amad all but ran into each other.
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Cunha with another slick run. Lol at mom jeans Odegaard trying to play tough guy
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Come on.
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If we switched goalies, we'd be up 3-0.
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Dre_00 said:

If we switched goalies, we'd be up 3-0.


That's probably the sentiment for the whole of last season.
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Effing Ugarte man
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Ugarte with a TERRIBLE giveaway.
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Dre_00 said:

Effing Ugarte man


x2

5 attackers in the 18 and you shoot from 30 yards out
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Dre_00 said:

If we switched goalies, we'd be up 3-0.


Is Onana hurt?
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Ugarte in midfield is a hot mess. In both directions of play.
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Jesus Ugarte.
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He is not. Amorim said so before the match.
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Ugarte has absolutely killed our momentum several times now.
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That was a pen. WTF
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That's as nasty tackle by Lewis Skelly
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Ugarte is legitimately a dumbass
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****ing Ugarte again.
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We simply don't have anyone who can or knows how to finish. There have been tons of chances. None of them great. Frankly none really good but we aren't good enough in the final 1/3 to generate good chances.
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Played ok overall, but … zero points again.
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We looked so much better than last season, but still gave up an incredibly soft goal. Not addressing GK and CM bit us today. Ugarte came in and dropped a 0/10, completely killing our momentum several times in the last 15 minutes
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I would have preferred a lucky win as opposed to that but...I'm highly impressed.

Yes, we didn't score. But we absolutely dominated that game. Arsenal did nothing other than get a fluky goal from a set piece. Their prized midfield was completely anonymous against a midfield that had a repurposed attacking mid and CASE FREAKING MIRO. Outside of the set piece goal, Bayindir was a spectator. Our finishing wasn't sharp but Raya did make at least 2 really good saves and Dorgu hit the post.

Who knows if United can sustain this. They could be crap next week. But they absolutely dominated a team that should be challenging for the title this season. That's a massive step in the right direction even if it came with 0 points.
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He was hurt for almost all of the pre-season but he's fit now. I can understand not starting him but strange he wasn't even on the bench.
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Watching that replay on Cunha, that's 50/50 a PK. Not a call for VAR but it could have gone either way.
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Mathguy64 said:

Watching that replay on Cunha, that's 50/50 a PK. Not a call for VAR but it could have gone either way.


I was surprised the ref didn't give it, but he let a lot go all day
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Should have sold Bruno to the Saudis.
Dre_00
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Watching the postgame. Peter Schmeichel was at Carrington on Tuesday and said that Onana had just returned back to training that day. Amorim said that he missed the whole pre-season and he's way behind the goalies who had a full pre-season. Doesn't sound like he's giving him the Hojlund treatment but it also doesn't sound like his return to the starting spot is imminent.
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If you want a good laugh...

Jaap Stam has predicted United to finish 4th. Schmeichel 5th. Ljungberg has them finishing 8th.

No points for guessing who Ljungberg thinks will win the league, but he also think that Gyokeres will win the Golden Boot.

Homers? NAAAAAAAH
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Dre_00 said:

If you want a good laugh...

Jaap Stam has predicted United to finish 4th. Schmeichel 5th. Ljungberg has them finishing 8th.

No points for guessing who Ljungberg thinks will win the league, but he also think that Gyokeres will win the Golden Boot.

Homers? NAAAAAAAH


Watching the Arsenal attack today, that feels like a big stretch
Dre_00
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Were an I an Arsenal fan, I wouldn't worry about 10 of the 11 players who started. I would be very worried about Gyokeres.

Not because he played poorly today. But because it's insanely risky for an elite team to pin their goal scoring hopes on a 27 yr old who excelled for a dominant team in a middle tier league and who, prior to that, was playing in the Championship. That and Brighton passed on him.

It might all work out. He has a lot of talent around him. But this is a crazy step up for him and he's coming into a team with title aspirations who expect him to be the final piece. Hugely risky, IMO.

(FWIW, I'd much prefer Arsenal of the 3 teams that are talked about as potential champions)
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I hate to say it, but unless Liverpool buys Isak and rides him the rest of the way (and tells Ekitike "Sorry, but not sorry"), feels like a Haaland-Salah race. Is Gyokeres even their main penalty taker? Genuinely asking, don't know. Golden Boot almost has to be a team's primary pen taker.
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Thunder18 said:

Cunha with another slick run. Lol at mom jeans Odegaard trying to play tough guy
I didn't get this until I just happened to see the picture. Well played.
Dre_00
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"Hey guys...I have an idea. You know how we always tweet our roster information with a picture about an hour before kickoff? Well, what if we take our best player and dress him so that it looks like he has no discernable athletic ability. The other team will never know what hit 'em."
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Just watched arsenals goal. That should have never stood. You can't box out the keeper. Good lord.

Aston94
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I have seen less called a foul against a keeper.

But in fairness, as a former keeper myself, he has to be stronger than that and dominate the penalty box. We were taught to clear out your box with elbows, knees, whatever, to get to the ball.
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To me, both can be true: (1) the keeper "should" have been stronger, which may have actually helped him draw a foul, and (2) the Arsenal player clearly had no intention of playing the ball there. It looks like he's boxing out for a rebound in a basketball game.
 
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