***Official Houston Astros 2025-26 Offseason Thread***

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Because you can't have enough 3B.
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agproducer said:

But why?



Ah yes, the ole clickbait
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lol Flea would return and put up a .597 OPS
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Overpaying for Bergman's declining years is definitely the path to glory!
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Let somebody else take that dude.
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I just got this mental image of Bregman, Correa, and Parades all climbing on each others shoulders and dressing up like one of those circus characters on stilts to play third base.
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EastCoastAgNc said:

I just got this mental image of Bregman, Correa, and Parades all climbing on each others shoulders and dressing up like one of those circus characters on stilts to play third base.

They are getting the stilts guy from Savannah Bananas!
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Drunken Overseas Bettor said:

October 16, 2005
Jason Lane homers and Morgan Ensberg hits the decisive sacrifice fly to nip the Cardinals, 2-1, giving Houston a 3-1 edge in the N.L.C.S. Brandon Backe and four relievers hold St. Louis to just five hits. Frustrations spill over for the Redbirds as skipper Tony LaRussa and slugger Jim Edmonds are ejected for arguing pitches with home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi. Sparkling defense ends the ninth when Eric Bruntlett and Adam Everett turn a double play on John Mabry's roller.

As I've said many times, I was at this game, and I will go to my grave believing John Mabry is the slowest person who has ever lived for not beating out this double play.

This game was also vintage Brandon Backe, struggles to go .500 in the regular season, turns into Bob Gibson in the playoffs. Backe had a career 2.95 ERA in 36 innings pitched in the playoffs in 2004-2005, and a career 5.16 ERA in 7 regular seasons with the Astros. In this game he went 5-2/3, 1 ER, 7 K.






I was at the game and I will go to MY grave saying it was the slickest double play ever turned. Still remember the knot in my stomach in the top of the 9th.
My brother and I have a relative who had a connection with Barry Waters the Astros former traveling secretary. He got us tickets right behind home plate about ten rows up. The White Sox scout was in the seat directly in front of me making notes.
And Nolan Ryan's family was across the aisle on our same row. I just remember what a smoke show his daughter was and how lucky some guy would be to marry her!
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Dang bums.
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Astros aren't that far away assuming more normal player health next season.

Pitching will be more of a concern.

Here's list of free agents, time for Dana to get to work:

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/08/2025-26-mlb-free-agents.html

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Andres Gimenez! 2 straight days with a two run shot out of the nine hole right after the Ms took a lead.
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Any of us on this thread could manage a team to the WS with an unlimited budget to spend on players.
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BadAggie
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Jays knock out Castillo in 3rd
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Skubal goes to Dodgers and I quit man
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just remember there will be a lockout after next season, so who knows when that contract would even start
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That was one heckuva an at bat by Varsho.
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Jays are grinding right now. Got a bases loaded walk left-on-left. After a K, bases still loaded, 2 outs.
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Big Ks by Speier to stop the bleeding.
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Dude doesn't swing the bat once with the bases loaded and Ks. Incredible.
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linkdude said:

just remember there will be a lockout after next season, so who knows when that contract would even start


Just lock the Dodgers out permanently
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Wabs said:

Dude doesn't swing the bat once with the bases loaded and Ks. Incredible.

Man how do you watch that strike 3 pitch with 2 outs and the bases loaded? Wasn't like it was questionable as a strike call.
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How do you get picked off at first with Raleigh up.
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BadAggie said:

Skubal goes to Dodgers and I quit man


They'll get him and Skenes for 10 bucks and week-old turkey sandwich (not including deferred monies).
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2018 ALCS ptsd from the first few names on the list
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Man it's fun watching George rake. RBI double and it's 4-1 Jays
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Man, I miss George. Glad to see he's doing well.
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linkdude said:

Man it's fun watching George rake. RBI double and it's 4-1 Jays

Its fun watching the Jays hitting like the 2017-2022 Astros. Working the count, bouncing starters early, fouling off pitches to get another look, advancing runners with good situational hitting. All things the 2024-2025 Astros were terrible at.
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f1ghtintexasaggie said:

BadAggie said:

Skubal goes to Dodgers and I quit man


They'll get him and Skenes for 10 bucks and week-old turkey sandwich (not including deferred monies).

Think they would take a washed up 1B, a catcher that hits lots of dp balls and can't throw out runners plus a few fresh breakfast tacos for one of them?
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just relentless.

Aggressive but doing damage, and then selective on chase pitches.

it's what we all want to see.

The Jays probably weren't ready for primetime, but I'm pretty sure most of us preferred seeing the Ms in '22.

'22 Astros v '25 Jays would be a ******* bonkers ALCS.
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There's gotta be a free agent bat, not sexy, but who you could slot towards top of order and bridge the gap.

Kind of a higher OBP guy, not big power, who would keep innings going.

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Screw it.

Spend FA dollars on Cease.
Trade for Gore.
Add JV if it makes Crane happy.

Run back the position player group and pray for health.

Brown
Cease
Gore
Javier
Alexander
(JV?)
?????
Profit
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Oh yeah, and get Yordan to work with Cal Raleigh's "trainer" for better health.
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I'm worried about our BP.
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That slide by Naylor was dirty as hell. Went out of his way to slide at the 3B's knees. Typical semen move…
 
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