Manchester United 2024-25 Thread

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Thunder18
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Garnacho remembering how much he hates making the right decision, somehow misses the entire goal and 2 teammates from inside the 6 yard box
Dre_00
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Ugarte has been all over the place and I mean that in a very positive and negative way.
Dre_00
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Hojlund threw his hands up like he was wide open but I think the defender was well positioned. Might have got an own goal out of it though.
Dre_00
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Maguire really can't head a defensive header to one of his teammates to save his life.
Dre_00
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BUT HE SURE CAN HEAD AN OFFENSIVE HEADER
Dre_00
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Well he's a mile offside but no VAR in the FA Cup.
Dre_00
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Don't like cheering a 93rd minute winner that was a good yard offside to beat Leicester but such is the state of things at the moment.

So...woo!
Furlock Bones
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Utter domination start to finish. Next.
Dre_00
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Rashford comes on around the 60th minute in their FA Cup tie against Spurs.

Unbelievably weird to see him in a different jersey. I'm sad. I hate it.
Aston94
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Dre_00 said:

Rashford comes on around the 60th minute in their FA Cup tie against Spurs.

Unbelievably weird to see him in a different jersey. I'm sad. I hate it.
Made me sick at my stomach seeing it.
Mathguy64
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We drew Fulham in the next round of the FA Cup.
Dre_00
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Ratcliffe firing an additional 100 United employees. Has to start scrounging up money so he can hire then fire his new Director of Football.
Furlock Bones
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A new business thing happened.

Mathguy64
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So good luck transitioning from a club with unlimited wealth to one that has to live on a budget and a league that seems to pay attention to that.

Mostly pay attention to it.

Ok. Pays attention to it and punishes everyone not named Manchester City.
Showstopper
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Speaking of Manchester City and unlimited funds…. City won their associated party transactions case (different from 115, but still).
Furlock Bones
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Showstopper said:

Speaking of Manchester City and unlimited funds…. City won their associated party transactions case (different from 115, but still).


It's brutal but I expect man Dhabi to beat the charges. They have unlimited to funds to defend themselves. Eventually the governing body is going to give up.
Showstopper
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Rebecca Lowe in Halftime report: "Marcus Rashford is coming on as a half time substitute for Aston Villa on Peacock"

Me: Dutifully fires up Peacock….

Still my guy. It does hurt seeing him in another shirt.
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Mathguy64
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Transfer Rashford. The guy who replaced him goes down for the season.

Yep. Right on cue.
Thunder18
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Showstopper said:




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Dre_00
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So Diallo and Martinez out for the season, Mainoo out for weeks, and Ugarte and Collyer out for at least Spurs it seems. We might legitimately get relegated. The one thing this team had going for it was that it was largely spared of injuries. That all just blew up.

I guess Casemiro and Eriksen to start tomorrow. We'd be cooking if it was 2018.
Showstopper
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We aren't getting relegated. Leicester and Ipswitch have 17 points from 25 games. If they keep the same pace, they will finish the year at 26 points. We have 27 right now.

Will we have the most embarassing year we've had in a long time, and one that could have gotten relegated in many other years? Yeah, that's still definitely on the table. We are currently behind Everton in the table, so it's not going great. But unless Ipswitch or Leicester turn into Liverpool suddenly, and we lose 12 out of 14 or something, we aren't going to get relegated.
Mathguy64
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So the bench is 30 year old Lindelof and everyone else is 19 or younger. What could go wrong?
Dre_00
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I'm not saying it's likely but if 1 team in the bottom 3 catches a bit of form and stacks up some points, it's going to become dicey. Look at that bench against Spurs. That's more or less what it will look like from here on out. Even if Ugarte and Eriksen come back relatively soon it's a shallow as hell bench.

If one of those teams catches a bit of form than the team that has routinely folded under the pressure of being Man United will have to deal with the spotlight of a United team fighting relegation. Something none of those players have ever dealt with and that bench is nowhere near experienced enough to handle.

It probably won't happen only because the bottom 3 are horrible. But if one does…
Showstopper
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Wolves are almost as bad. There's a gap between the bottom four. Two have to catch fire. We are probably >95% safe. Calm down.
Showstopper
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And I say that fully expecting to get nothing today.
Showstopper
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Onana can't clear balls to save his life, can he?
Thunder18
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Garnacho from 10 yards out with an eternity of time and space misses the goal entirely
Mathguy64
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Spurs defense is really bad. There are goals to be had.

Except to score Garnacho needs not to put it into row QQ from 10 yards out.
Dre_00
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That Garnacho attempt looked full of fear and no confidence.
Showstopper
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He cleared one! And we didn't concede on the following corner!

Baby steps…
Dre_00
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Wolves literally beat us 2-0 and we had to come from behind to beat Leicester at home (FA Cup) and Southampton at home (League). And that was with the only player on a team who looked capable of attacking. We've been playing like a relegation team for about a month now and now missing arguably best attacker and best defender. There's a threat that is more substantial than it should be even if it's not likely (yet).

Thunder18
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Maddison escapes what surely should've been a yellow with that high lunge
Mathguy64
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Other teams score from attacking free kicks. We have 3 guys offside on attacking free kicks.

Whoever is coaching set pieces needs to find another job.
Showstopper
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Wolves are 3-1-6 in their last 10 PL matches. Which is ironically the same as us. We are both crap, but we are crap with a 10 point cushion (effectively 11 when you take goal difference into account, because theirs is way worse than ours).
 
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