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IAH is an unmitigated effing disaster right now - it's Afghanistan level

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Milwaukees Best Light
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Attention on the concourse, attention on the concourse, can we get passengers BooBoo and Stupid Ass Mother****er to report to gate 5 of the Sheila Jackson Lee Terminal as soon as possible for departure.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

Attention on the concourse, attention on the concourse, can we get passengers BooBoo and Stupid Ass Mother****er to report to gate 5 of the Sheila Jackson Lee Terminal as soon as possible for departure.

Outstanding
Sea Speed
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Centurion in GRU lost their lease and has moved in to a shoebox. Woof.
txags92
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Jock 07 said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

Attention on the concourse, attention on the concourse, can we get passengers BooBoo and Stupid Ass Mother****er to report to gate 5 of the Sheila Jackson Lee Terminal as soon as possible for departure.

Outstanding
I think Spirit flies out of Terminal A.
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Ciboag96 said:

List of Sheila Jackson Lee's accomplishments in her stories 29 year career

1. Violence Against Women Act Reauthorization (2022). - Restarted a sunsetting bill.

2. Juneteenth National Independence Day Act (2021). - making national a holiday that was only local

3. Transportation Security Act of 2007 - largely modified in subsequent years.

4. George Thomas 'Mickey' Leland Post Office Building Designation (2013). - name a single post office



Terminal E, give it to her


Is that the one that was shut down and is now the Post?

She failed to get the package drop off fixed and it is not ADA accessible for the post office I try to use in her district. I emailed and called her office multiple times with no response.

The mail drive up box was vandalized and removed.
Ducks4brkfast
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I know it's been mentioned, but the new license plate readers at the parking garages are a game changer.
ChipFTAC01
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Parked in a/b this evening and went through security in A. Pre-check lane was closed but there were like 4 people in line. Waltzed through and then sky trained over to E
MAROON
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headed to Kabul (I mean Bush) in the very early am tomorrow. Have to check-in in C then train to B for United. Yes, we have to check bags - heading to the Derby and have clothes out the wazoo. I'll report back about the carnage. Hoping we are there so early (arriving at like 6:30) that we get a jump on a lot of the crowd.
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
inconvenient truth
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This entire post was for a humble brag about going to the derby. Very subtle. Well played.
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inconvenient truth said:

This entire post was for a humble brag about going to the derby. Very subtle. Well played.


Lolpoor doesn't fly in/fly out private day off. lol
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MAROON said:

headed to Kabul (I mean Bush) in the very early am tomorrow. Have to check-in in C then train to B for United. Yes, we have to check bags - heading to the Derby and have clothes out the wazoo. I'll report back about the carnage. Hoping we are there so early (arriving at like 6:30) that we get a jump on a lot of the crowd.
There was a time when I would envy someone bragging about going to the Kentucky derby. Didn't ever make time to go myself. Now the concept of going somewhere to dress up fancy boy style when i could be traveling and chasing meaningful pursuits is foreign to me.

But if that's what the woman dictates, so be it.

I pity the poor bastar** who have to check a bag for a short ass flight and can't properly pack the "good" clothes in a carry on like a normal serious traveler with business attire. Reclaim thy sack and thy testes from yon wife and do better.
Bondag
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Mega Lops said:

MAROON said:

headed to Kabul (I mean Bush) in the very early am tomorrow. Have to check-in in C then train to B for United. Yes, we have to check bags - heading to the Derby and have clothes out the wazoo. I'll report back about the carnage. Hoping we are there so early (arriving at like 6:30) that we get a jump on a lot of the crowd.
There was a time when I would envy someone bragging about going to the Kentucky derby. Didn't ever make time to go myself. Now the concept of going somewhere to dress up fancy boy style when i could be traveling and chasing meaningful pursuits is foreign to me.

But if that's what the woman dictates, so be it.

I pity the poor bastar** who have to check a bag for a short ass flight and can't properly pack the "good" clothes in a carry on like a normal serious traveler with business attire. Reclaim thy sack and thy testes from yon wife and do better.


Someone doesn't have size 13 shoes.
MAROON
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"Chasing meaningful pursuits". Lighten up Francis.

Regional jets don't have room for bags. Plus people who hail all their **** on the plane are a problem. Anything carried on that is larger than a laptop and a WSJ under your arm is vulgar.
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
txags92
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Bondag said:

Mega Lops said:

MAROON said:

headed to Kabul (I mean Bush) in the very early am tomorrow. Have to check-in in C then train to B for United. Yes, we have to check bags - heading to the Derby and have clothes out the wazoo. I'll report back about the carnage. Hoping we are there so early (arriving at like 6:30) that we get a jump on a lot of the crowd.
There was a time when I would envy someone bragging about going to the Kentucky derby. Didn't ever make time to go myself. Now the concept of going somewhere to dress up fancy boy style when i could be traveling and chasing meaningful pursuits is foreign to me.

But if that's what the woman dictates, so be it.

I pity the poor bastar** who have to check a bag for a short ass flight and can't properly pack the "good" clothes in a carry on like a normal serious traveler with business attire. Reclaim thy sack and thy testes from yon wife and do better.


Someone doesn't have size 13 shoes.
txags92
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MAROON said:

"Chasing meaningful pursuits". Lighten up Francis.

Regional jets don't have room for bags. Plus people who hail all their **** on the plane are the worry. Anything carried than a laptop and a WSJ under your arm is vulgar.
That is why for the United RJs they take your carryon at the gate and give it back to you at the gate when you land.
MAROON
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10 minutes through tsa pre check at 6:00 this morning. Airport arrival better than Kabul now that they have finished some of the construction.
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
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MAROON said:

10 minutes through tsa pre check at 6:00 this morning. Airport arrival better than Kabul now that they have finished some of the construction.
Outside of the Mon/Tues AM business travel, it's been pretty easy for me lately
Ducks4brkfast
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IAH has been fine for us the last couple of weeks. Global entry has been a bit of a pain since they've shut the kiosks down and now everyone uses a single machine.
scd88
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I have a day trip to McAllen tomorrow. Parking in A/B.
Sea Speed
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Wtf when? Guess I'm glad my first stop back a couple weeks ago was ATL
Gaeilge
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Sea Speed said:

Wtf when? Guess I'm glad my first stop back a couple weeks ago was ATL


ATL can lick my balls. Horribly understaffed on TSA precheck.
JobSecurity
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When I flew back in from Paris a couple weeks ago they had global entry using the single kiosk, and they couldnt even get it to work. I dont know when they started this but there is now a global entry app that uses the camera to scan your face the same way the kiosk does. Once it scans you're good to pass through.

So just FYI download the global entry app
kelkel25
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It's the new scanners they put in. I'm dreading the day IAH gets those they are turrible
Sea Speed
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Went through with clear really fast and was through customs in about 30 seconds so no issues there for me.
Gaeilge
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Sea Speed said:

Went through with clear really fast and was through customs in about 30 seconds so no issues there for me.


Was there in February. Be back week after next. Last time CLEAR told me to go to PreCheck because it was faster. Then waited 30mins+ in PreCheck.

As much as we may gripe about IAH, I'm notorious for parking at A/B ~20mins before boarding and strolling right into the plane.
Ducks4brkfast
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I flew with someone without TSA pre last week and they smoked me through the line. And TSA still made me remove my shoes. Couldn't win.
TXTransplant
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For all the time and money spent renovating E, we are at E11 and there are multiple seats at the gate that are absolutely destroyed. Huge tears in the vinyl and the foam stuffing is coming out.

Also the mirror in the women's restroom by security is held up with duct tape.

Part of me thinks this is entirely appropriate for Houston.
gougler08
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TXTransplant said:

For all the time and money spent renovating E, we are at E11 and there are multiple seats at the gate that are absolutely destroyed. Huge tears in the vinyl and the foam stuffing is coming out.

Also the mirror in the women's restroom by secure is held up with duct tape.

Part of me thinks this is entirely appropriate for Houston.


They didn't actually renovate things to make it more comfortable!
texagbeliever
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gougler08 said:

TXTransplant said:

For all the time and money spent renovating E, we are at E11 and there are multiple seats at the gate that are absolutely destroyed. Huge tears in the vinyl and the foam stuffing is coming out.

Also the mirror in the women's restroom by secure is held up with duct tape.

Part of me thinks this is entirely appropriate for Houston.


They didn't actually renovate things to make it more comfortable!

If you solve a problem other people are happy.
If you don't solve a problem you get paid more money to fix it. Making the contractor / kick back guy happy.
txags92
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TXTransplant said:

For all the time and money spent renovating E, we are at E11 and there are multiple seats at the gate that are absolutely destroyed. Huge tears in the vinyl and the foam stuffing is coming out.

Also the mirror in the women's restroom by secure is held up with duct tape.

Part of me thinks this is entirely appropriate for Houston.
Must have run a few Spirit flights out of there for some reason.
Bondag
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TXTransplant said:

For all the time and money spent renovating E, we are at E11 and there are multiple seats at the gate that are absolutely destroyed. Huge tears in the vinyl and the foam stuffing is coming out.

Also the mirror in the women's restroom by secure is held up with duct tape.

Part of me thinks this is entirely appropriate for Houston.
Terminal E was built 20 years ago. Don't think they have had a remodel since then.
Quo Vadis?
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Okay I gotta give them props the new terminal c is pretty awesome.

The United club outside C34 is huge and has a great bar and breakfast taco buffet.

The new check in process is almost completely self service but takes a fraction of the time, and for whatever reason we sped through security check as well
TXTransplant
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Bondag said:

TXTransplant said:

For all the time and money spent renovating E, we are at E11 and there are multiple seats at the gate that are absolutely destroyed. Huge tears in the vinyl and the foam stuffing is coming out.

Also the mirror in the women's restroom by security is held up with duct tape.

Part of me thinks this is entirely appropriate for Houston.
Terminal E was built 20 years ago. Don't think they have had a remodel since then.


Yeah, I think all the remodel work was in the lobby. But they sure do talk it up.

https://www.khou.com/article/travel/iah-terminal-e-ticketing-lobby-tsa-upgrades-bush-airport-houston-texas/285-ae6ccd65-214d-4de3-a17c-46df5bb40c00

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Quo Vadis? said:

Okay I gotta give them props the new terminal c is pretty awesome.

The United club outside C34 is huge and has a great bar and breakfast taco buffet.

The new check in process is almost completely self service but takes a fraction of the time, and for whatever reason we sped through security check as well
Terminal C isn't new is it?
Quo Vadis?
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gougler08 said:

Quo Vadis? said:

Okay I gotta give them props the new terminal c is pretty awesome.

The United club outside C34 is huge and has a great bar and breakfast taco buffet.

The new check in process is almost completely self service but takes a fraction of the time, and for whatever reason we sped through security check as well
Terminal C isn't new is it?


No but they've done a huge facelift to the terminal and the United clubs
 
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