****** The Official Houston Texans Thread 2025 ******

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Panama Red
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9:54a, 9/6/25
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exans make the playoffs
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Nico Collins 80+ REC
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Texans have a losing record on national TV (4 games)
Jaguars >7.5 wins
Colts <7.5 wins
Titans <6.5 wins
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Christian Kirk <55 receptions
Von Miller <5 sacks


ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record?

Bills 14-3


***I will throw in $50 also***
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10:00a, 9/6/25
Texans win the AFC South
Texans win their first game
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Titans <6.5 wins
De'Von Achane >850 yards rushing
Myles Garrett 14+ sacks
Texans return a KO for a TD
Texans win 4+ games in a row
Balt number 1 seed in afc
Texans are the #3 seed in the AFC
Nico Collins 80+ REC

Ravens 13-4
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In reply to Panama Red • 3:49p, 9/6/25
Panama Red said:
exans make the playoffs
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Nico Collins 80+ REC
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Texans have a losing record on national TV (4 games)
Jaguars >7.5 wins
Colts <7.5 wins
Titans <6.5 wins
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Christian Kirk <55 receptions
Von Miller <5 sacks


ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record?

Bills 14-3


***I will throw in $50 also***

You guys make the Astros board look like cheapskates, it's just me and Marvin out of 41 players
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4:07p, 9/6/25
I'm in for 50 as well
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In reply to Drunken Overseas Bettor • 10:25p, 9/6/25
Texans make playoffs
Texans win first game
Over 9.5 wins
Score more than 40 in game
Win 4 in a row
55 plus yard field goal
Texas play in OT game
Van miller 5 plus sacks
Mike Evan's 10 plus TD
Sanders completes a pass
Niko Collin's 8 REC TD
Titans over 6.5 wins
Anyone but Cleveland
Cowboys greater than 7.5 wins


KC 12-5 (edited cause I cant read)

Ill throw in a tumbler too
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In reply to Drunken Overseas Bettor • 2:22a, 9/7/25
AG
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans win their first game
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Texans win 4+ games in a row
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Dalton Schultz <56 REC
Dalton Schultz <575 REC yards
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Texans play an OT game
Mike Evans <10 receiving TDs
Von Miller <5 sacks
Myles Garrett <14 sacks
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: Buffalo (14-3)
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2:24a, 9/7/25
AG
Going to my first Texans game in quite some time tomorrow ... Hope we get off to a fast start!!!
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3:13a, 9/7/25
I'd like to see us crush them and knock MS out of the game.

Also I'd like to see us make a 55+ yard FG.
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8:17a
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Texans game at 1, Oasis concert after! Let's go Texans!
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In reply to Tx_Aggie15 • 8:26a
Texans play 325
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In reply to Tx_Aggie15 • 8:26a
AG
Cali time brother.
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In reply to Tx_Aggie15 • 8:28a
Like first beer time? Lol. Haven't heard that terms before
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In reply to Iambob • 8:31a
Lol!! Thought that said call time my bad
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8:58a
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Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans are the #4 seed in the AFC
Texans win their first game
Buffalo is the #1 seed in the AFC
Philadelphia the #1 seed in the NFC
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing
Nico Collins 1,1000+ REC Yards
Dalton Schultz <56 REC
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Jaguars >7.5 wins
Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving


Buffalo 13-4
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
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In reply to Drunken Overseas Bettor • 11:15a
Drunken Overseas Bettor said:


[ol]
  • Texans make the playoffs
  • Texans win the AFC South
  • Texans win their first game
  • Texans Over 9.5 Wins
  • Texans make a 55+ yard FG
  • Texans 19+team INT
  • Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
  • Texans play an OT game
  • Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
  • Most Passing TDS (pick one): Burrow
  • Most Rushing Yards (pick one): Barkley
  • Most Rushing Tds (pick one): Gibbs
  • Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase
  • Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
    • [/ol]
    ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record?

    Bills 14-3

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    annie88
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    11:17a
    AG
    Let's go Texans!
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    Johnny Foosball
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    In reply to Drunken Overseas Bettor • 2:06p
    AG
    This is pretty cool, thanks for doing this.

    Cowboys suck
    Texans make the playoffs
    Texans win the AFC South
    Texans over 9.5 wins
    Nico Collins over 1100 yards
    Dalton Schultz over 56 Rec
    Texans make a 55+ yard FG
    Micah Parsons over .5 sacks vs Cowboys
    Texans play in an OT game
    Most passing yards - Burrow
    Most receiving yards - Chase
    Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
    Myles Garrett under 14 sacks
    Mike Evans under 1000 yards
    Achane under 12 total TDs

    Tie breaker - Ravens 13-4
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    Jackal99
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    2:20p
    AG
  • Texans make the playoffs
  • Texans win the AFC South
  • Texans are the #4 seed in the AFC
  • Texans Over 9.5 Wins
  • Texans throw a shutout in 2025
  • CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing
  • Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
  • Dalton Schultz <56 REC
  • Cowboys >7.5 wins
  • Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
  • Texans play an OT game
  • Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
  • Christian Kirk <55 receptions
  • Myles Garrett <14 sacks
  • Tie-Breaker: Bills 13-4
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    Iambob
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    2:52p
    Wrong thread

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    07ag
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    In reply to Drunken Overseas Bettor • 3:19p
    AG
    Drunken Overseas Bettor said:


    .


    The choices are below. Copy/paste or whatever you want to do.
    Make sure you answer the tie-breaker below or you might miss a chance to win the $$.

    FREE SPACE: COWBOYS SUCK1

    [ol]
  • Texans make the playoffs
    • 2
  • Texans Over 9.5 Wins
    • 3
    [
  • CJ Stroud <4,000 yards passing
    • 4

    [
  • Texans make a 55+ yard FG
    • 5
  • Cowboys >7.5 wins
  • Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow, Goff, Mayfield
    • burrow

  • Most Rushing Yards (pick one): Barkley, Henry, Robinson, Jeanty
    • henry

  • Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase or Jefferson
    • chase
  • Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
  • Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
  • Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving
  • Von Miller 5+ sacks
  • Myles Garrett 14+ sacks
    • ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record?

    Chiefs, 14 wins
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    AG
    Refs never call holding and then call that one?
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    Yoda
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    3:27p
    AG
    Already a BS holding call..
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    Iambob
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    3:28p
    That was fuming bull****
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    BayAg_14
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    3:28p
    Weak ass call.
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    Hi, Im Brett
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    In reply to mAgnoliAg • 3:29p
    AG
    mAgnoliAg said:
    Refs never call holding and then call that one?


    on first play of f'n season
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    IrishAg
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    3:29p
    Is Cam Robinson starting'? I don't get the game this week up in DFW, we have packers and lions
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    Apollo79
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    3:29p
    they look like garbage
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    gambochaman
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    AG
    Brilliant start there
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    Twisted Helix
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    3:30p
    Nice punt.
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    IrishAg
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    Anyone? The hold on my tracker said it was on Cam Robinson. Is he starting? If so WTF?
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    Iambob
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    In reply to IrishAg • 3:33p
    Yes he is
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    IrishAg
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    In reply to Iambob • 3:35p
    Iambob said:
    Yes he is


    Wow, he barely practiced and didn't make a single preseason game but we still let him start? WTF Demeco?
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    B-Rabbit
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    AG
    Please be okay Sting.
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    Iambob
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    3:35p
    And Stingley hurt .
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    3:36p
    Lol please don't let this be like the Astros season
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