Great, I'll put it together tonight and post it as well with basic rules and parameters. Basically you'll just need to make your picks before the Texans kickoff at 325 on Sunday to qualify.
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HOUSTON TEXANS BINGO 2025
EDITED TO REMOVE TANK DELL ENTRIES
Rules:
1. You pick 14 squares from the choices below. Some of them require you to make a choice - make you sure you do that! Just like normal bingo, there's a free space (COWBOYS SUCK) that everyone gets, so you won't get shut out no matter how badly you pick.
2. Post your picks here or message them to me before the Texans kickoff at 325 pm on Sunday, September 7th.
3. I put everything into a Google spreadsheet and keep track of the stats the whole year (which has been a ton of fun in baseball). The Astros' Bingo spreadsheet (3 tabs) is HERE if you want to see what you're getting into.
4. Whomever has the most squares at the end of the year wins $50 courtesy of me Venmoed to you. If there is more than one winner, you split the money.
5. To hopefully avoid having to split the money, you have to answer the ultimate tie-breaker question, which is down below all the picks.
The choices are below. Copy/paste or whatever you want to do.
Make sure you answer the tie-breaker below or you might miss a chance to win the $$.
FREE SPACE: COWBOYS SUCK
[ol]
Texans make the playoffs Texans win the AFC South Texans miss the playoffs Texans don't win the AFC South Texans are the #1 seed in the AFC Texans are the #2 seed in the AFC Texans are the #3 seed in the AFC Texans are the #4 seed in the AFC Texans are the #5 seed in the AFC Texans are the #6 seed in the AFC Texans are the #7 seed in the AFC Texans win their first game Texans lose their first game Who is the #1 seed in the AFC? Who is the #1 seed in the NFC? Texans Over 9.5 Wins Texans Under 9.5 Wins Texans win 12+ games Texans lose 10+ games Texans score 40+ points in a game this year Texans allow 40+ in a game this year Texans throw a shutout in 2025 Texans get shutout in 2025 CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing CJ Stroud <4,000 yards passing Texans win 4+ games in a row Texans lose 3+ games in a row Nico Collins 80+ REC Nico Collins 1,1000+ REC Yards Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds Nico Collins <80 REC Nico Collins <1,100 REC Yards Nico Collins <8 REC Tds Texans return a KO for a TD Texans return a punt for a TD Texans return a blocked punt for a TD Texans return a blocked FG for a TD Dalton Schultz 56+ REC Dalton Schultz <56 REC Dalton Schultz 575+ REC yards Dalton Schultz <575 REC yards Texans make a 55+ yard FG Texans 19+team INT Texans 14+ defensive fumble recoveries Cowboys >7.5 wins Cowboys <7.5 wins Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys Texans play an OT game Texans don't play an OT game Texans have a winning record on national TV (4 games) Texans have a losing record on national TV (4 games) Texans go 2-2 on national TV Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow, Goff, Mayfield Most Passing TDS (pick one): Burrow, Mayfield, L Jackson, Goff Most Rushing Yards (pick one): Barkley, Henry, Robinson, Jeanty Most Rushing Tds (pick one): Henry, Cook, Gibbs, Jeanty Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase or Jefferson Jaguars >7.5 wins Jaguars <7.5 wins Colts >7.5 wins Colts <7.5 wins Titans >6.5 wins Titans <6.5 wins Browns have the worst record in the NFL Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record Shedeur Sanders completes a pass Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving Mike Evans <1,000 yards receiving Mike Evans 10+ receiving Tds Mike Evans <10 receiving TDs Christian Kirk > 55 receptions Christian Kirk <55 receptions De'Von Achane >850 yards rushing De'Von Achane <850 yards rushing De'Von Achane 12+ total Tds De'Von Achane <12 total TDs Von Miller 5+ sacks Von Miller <5 sacks Myles Garrett 14+ sacks Myles Garrett <14 sacks [/ol]
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record?
EDITED TO REMOVE TANK DELL ENTRIES
Rules:
1. You pick 14 squares from the choices below. Some of them require you to make a choice - make you sure you do that! Just like normal bingo, there's a free space (COWBOYS SUCK) that everyone gets, so you won't get shut out no matter how badly you pick.
2. Post your picks here or message them to me before the Texans kickoff at 325 pm on Sunday, September 7th.
3. I put everything into a Google spreadsheet and keep track of the stats the whole year (which has been a ton of fun in baseball). The Astros' Bingo spreadsheet (3 tabs) is HERE if you want to see what you're getting into.
4. Whomever has the most squares at the end of the year wins $50 courtesy of me Venmoed to you. If there is more than one winner, you split the money.
5. To hopefully avoid having to split the money, you have to answer the ultimate tie-breaker question, which is down below all the picks.
The choices are below. Copy/paste or whatever you want to do.
Make sure you answer the tie-breaker below or you might miss a chance to win the $$.
FREE SPACE: COWBOYS SUCK
[ol]
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record?
Before getting too far into this, do you have different intel on Tank Dell? Or are those gimme squares too? Isn't he out for the year?
mAgnoliAg said:
Before getting too far into this, do you have different intel on Tank Dell? Or are those gimme squares too? Isn't he out for the year?
Yes, he's out for the year
Thanks I corrected it. Shows my level of involvement in Texans' offseason news, lol.
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans win their first game
Texans over 9.5 wins
CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing
Nico Collins 1100+ REC Yards
Nico Collins 8+ REC TDs
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Christian Kirk > 55 receptions
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record?
Bills 14-3
Texans win the AFC South
Texans win their first game
Texans over 9.5 wins
CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing
Nico Collins 1100+ REC Yards
Nico Collins 8+ REC TDs
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Christian Kirk > 55 receptions
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record?
Bills 14-3
Heading to the game this weekend and there are lots of Texans fans on my flight. Hoping we have a good showing this weekend.
1- Texans make playoffs
2- Texans win AFC south
3- Nico Collins 8+ TD
4- Cowboys < 7.5 wins
5- Texans play OT game
6- Micah Parsons > 0.5 sack for cowgirls
7- Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
8- De'Von Achane > 850 yards
9- De'Von Achane 12+ TD
10- Titans < 6.5 wins
11- Jaguars > 7.5 wins
12- Texans have a losing record on national TV
13- Mike Evans < 10000 yards
14- Mike Evans < 10 TD
2- Texans win AFC south
3- Nico Collins 8+ TD
4- Cowboys < 7.5 wins
5- Texans play OT game
6- Micah Parsons > 0.5 sack for cowgirls
7- Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
8- De'Von Achane > 850 yards
9- De'Von Achane 12+ TD
10- Titans < 6.5 wins
11- Jaguars > 7.5 wins
12- Texans have a losing record on national TV
13- Mike Evans < 10000 yards
14- Mike Evans < 10 TD
Need a tie- breaker pick from you, Doc!
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans play an OT game
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Texans have a winning record on national TV (4 games)
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Nico Collins <1,100 REC Yards
Mike Evans <1,000 yards receiving
Mike Evans <10 receiving TDs
De'Von Achane <850 yards rushing
Von Miller 5+ sacks
Myles Garrett <14 sacks
Bills 12-5
Texans win the AFC South
Texans play an OT game
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Texans have a winning record on national TV (4 games)
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Nico Collins <1,100 REC Yards
Mike Evans <1,000 yards receiving
Mike Evans <10 receiving TDs
De'Von Achane <850 yards rushing
Von Miller 5+ sacks
Myles Garrett <14 sacks
Bills 12-5
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing
Nico Collins <80 REC
Texans return a punt for a TD
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Cowboys <7.5 wins
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase
Titans <6.5 wins
Mike Evans <1,000 yards receiving
Christian Kirk <55 receptions
De'Von Achane <12 total TDs
Tiebreaker: Bills 13-4
** I'll chip in $50 for the cause **
Thanks for putting this together!
Texans win the AFC South
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing
Nico Collins <80 REC
Texans return a punt for a TD
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Cowboys <7.5 wins
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase
Titans <6.5 wins
Mike Evans <1,000 yards receiving
Christian Kirk <55 receptions
De'Von Achane <12 total TDs
Tiebreaker: Bills 13-4
** I'll chip in $50 for the cause **
Thanks for putting this together!
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Texans win their first game
Texans score 40+ points in a game this year
CJ Stroud <4,000 yards passing
Texans don't play an OT game
Nico Collins 80+ REC
Cowboys suck
Nico Collins 1,100+ REC Yards
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Dalton Schultz 56+ REC
Dalton Schultz 575+ REC yards
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
Ravens 12-5
Texans win the AFC South
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Texans win their first game
Texans score 40+ points in a game this year
CJ Stroud <4,000 yards passing
Texans don't play an OT game
Nico Collins 80+ REC
Cowboys suck
Nico Collins 1,100+ REC Yards
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Dalton Schultz 56+ REC
Dalton Schultz 575+ REC yards
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
Ravens 12-5
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans lose their first game
Texans over 9.5 wins
Nico Collins 1,100+ REC yards
Dalton Schultz < 56 REC
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Most passing yards: Burrow
Jaguars <7.5 wins
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving
Christian Kirk > 55 receptions
Chiefs 13-4
Texans win the AFC South
Texans lose their first game
Texans over 9.5 wins
Nico Collins 1,100+ REC yards
Dalton Schultz < 56 REC
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Most passing yards: Burrow
Jaguars <7.5 wins
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving
Christian Kirk > 55 receptions
Chiefs 13-4
Thanks for the reminder!
KC Chiefs- 13-4
ETA: I'll chip in $50 too just PM how to get it to you.
KC Chiefs- 13-4
ETA: I'll chip in $50 too just PM how to get it to you.
Much obliged Drunken Overseas Bettor.
Texans make the playoffs Texans win the AFC South Texans make a 55+ yard FG CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record Texans Over 9.5 Wins Cowboys >7.5 wins De'Von Achane <850 yards rushing Mike Evans <1,000 yards receiving Dalton Schultz 56+ REC Christian Kirk <55 receptions Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase Shedeur Sanders completes a pass Bills 13-4.
You guys just hold your money until the end of the season, then we'll divvy it up. I have an ex-wife now. If she hears you guys are sending me money, an alert will go off on her phone and she'll be over for her cut before sundown
Sounds good. I'll be here.
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans win their first game
Texans score 40+ points in a game this year
Nico Collins 1,1000+ REC Yards
Dalton Schultz <575 REC yards
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Texans have a losing record on national TV (4 games)
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase
Colts <7.5 wins
Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
De'Von Achane 12+ total Tds
Ravens, 13-4
Texans win the AFC South
Texans win their first game
Texans score 40+ points in a game this year
Nico Collins 1,1000+ REC Yards
Dalton Schultz <575 REC yards
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Texans have a losing record on national TV (4 games)
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase
Colts <7.5 wins
Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
De'Von Achane 12+ total Tds
Ravens, 13-4
FREE SPACE: COWBOYS SUCK
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
Christian Kirk < 55 receptions
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Who is the #1 seed in the AFC? Bills
Who is the #1 seed in the NFC? Eagles
Most Rushing Yards (pick one): Henry
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Texans play an OT game
Texans win their first game
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record? Bills 13-4
Edit my list on 9/4
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
Christian Kirk < 55 receptions
Most Passing Yards (pick one): Burrow
Who is the #1 seed in the AFC? Bills
Who is the #1 seed in the NFC? Eagles
Most Rushing Yards (pick one): Henry
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Texans play an OT game
Texans win their first game
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record? Bills 13-4
Edit my list on 9/4
Kirk out 1-2 weeks with a hammy
Iambob said:
Kirk out 1-2 weeks with a hammy
Damn, if Noel does as well as everyone thinks he will Kirk might not being playing much this year if he can't get his spot back
In case everyone is wondering it's Aaron Wilson who usually knows
Berrios out too
#Texans preparing to play without both Christian Kirk and Braxton Berrios due to hamstring injuries against #Rams. Kirk is relatively short-term, one to two weeks recovery anticipated, per sources @KPRC2
— Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL) September 4, 2025
Berrios out too
The Iowa State trio it is!
Also, this is why I never get caught up in the "there's too many at the position" drama. They tend to work it out by themselves.
Also, this is why I never get caught up in the "there's too many at the position" drama. They tend to work it out by themselves.
I guess it would have been wise to make the choices after tonight's game and after the Kirk news came out, although the latter helps my pick rather than hurts it.
Are people allowed to edit their choices supra up until the Texans game?
Are people allowed to edit their choices supra up until the Texans game?
Meant to post on the Astros thread ....
Astros game?
Yes, oops... Wrong thread
Cowpies do suck!
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans win their first game
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
CJ Stroud <4,000 yards passing
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Dalton Schultz <56 REC
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Jaguars <7.5 wins
Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving
Myles Garrett <14 sacks
Chiefs 13-4
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans win their first game
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
CJ Stroud <4,000 yards passing
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Dalton Schultz <56 REC
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Jaguars <7.5 wins
Shedeur Sanders completes a pass
Anyone but Cleveland has the worst record
Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving
Myles Garrett <14 sacks
Chiefs 13-4
Thanks for all the picks. I've updated Astros Bingo almost every day. Texans Bingo will be a little stressful, but by the end of the year it's a real blast as things start falling into place. I'll load most of the picks Saturday night and pick up the stragglers Sunday night.
My 14:
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans are the #3 seed in the AFC
Texans win their first game
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
CJ Stroud <4,000 yards passing
Dalton Schultz <575 REC yards
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase
Jaguars >7.5 wins
Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving
Christian Kirk <55 receptions
Von Miller <5 sacks
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record? Ravens, 13-4
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans are the #3 seed in the AFC
Texans win their first game
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
CJ Stroud <4,000 yards passing
Dalton Schultz <575 REC yards
Texans make a 55+ yard FG
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Most Receiving Yards (pick one): Chase
Jaguars >7.5 wins
Mike Evans >1,000 yards receiving
Christian Kirk <55 receptions
Von Miller <5 sacks
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record? Ravens, 13-4
Just a bump for Texans bingo. We've got 14 entries including myself - there's $150 on the line. Get your picks in by kickoff on Sunday!
Texans make the playoffs
Texans win the AFC South
Texans are the #4 seed in the AFC
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Texans score 40+ points in a game this year
CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Texans return a blocked FG for a TD
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Texans go 2-2 on national TV
Jaguars >7.5 wins
Mike Evans <10 receiving TDs
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record? Ravens (13-4)
Texans win the AFC South
Texans are the #4 seed in the AFC
Texans Over 9.5 Wins
Texans score 40+ points in a game this year
CJ Stroud 4,000+ yards passing
Nico Collins 8+ REC Tds
Texans return a blocked FG for a TD
Cowboys >7.5 wins
Micah Parsons >0.5 sacks vs. Cowboys
Texans play an OT game
Texans go 2-2 on national TV
Jaguars >7.5 wins
Mike Evans <10 receiving TDs
ULTIMATE TIE-BREAKER: What team has the best record in the AFC and what is that record? Ravens (13-4)
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